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Rimbo

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  1. Yeah, I'm dead-center in the middle of Gen X, and the guys in college who went after high school girls were the losers that even the losers thought were losers. If you couldn't get laid in college with a college girl, you weren't trying.
  2. No no no, you're actually right. It's normal for adults to NOT bang underage kids.
  3. broken clocks, blind squirrels, etc
  4. And even then, AIDS had slowed things down. We're in post-sexual-revolution times, an inevitable and sadly necessary correction from the frankly kinda rapey 1990s.
  5. highly available porn is the #1 thing that changed Generations before Gen Z had to really work to find porn.
  6. I'm having major work done on my house today so this comment really hits close to home. Still do, but you used to, too.
  7. has there ever been a post more deserving of the Bert-ewok reaction?
  8. You know, I love everything about this. I love that the big moment of chaos of the first round, the thing that made EVERYONE up in arms, was because one of Texas' best players just went to a place that's perfect for him, where he'll have every chance to succeed and win Superb Owl rings. Now, as a Boncos fan, you'd think I'd be upset. But first off, the Donks are taking themselves out of contention just fine on their own, no matter what KC does. Second, I love my Longhorns more than I love the Bonco. (misspelled team names are misspelled on purpose; they don't get to be called their real name until they stop being idiot fuck ups)
  9. Yeah, seeing fans on r/NFL all screaming at the Bills: "Why would you do this to yourselves? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO THE REST OF US?"
  10. among everyone who hates the Chiefs there has been much wailing and gnashing of teeth
  11. Oh, the NYTimes published a statement on this, and confirmed the whole thing. https://www.nytco.com/press/a-statement-from-the-new-york-times-on-presidential-news-coverage/
  12. actual phone conversation i had just now "Well, draft starts in two hours, and then after this weekend, no more sports to watch until -" "Three hours." "Oh. Right. They start bullshitting in two, actual draft is at 8 Eastern. Anyway, after that, it's a real damn shame that there aren't any sports on this summer, nothing until August. Yep, no more..." "Oh, the Astros los--" "I SAID IT'S A REAL GODDAMN SHAME THAT THERE AREN'T ANY MORE SPORTS ON UNTIL AUGUST."
  13. I'm old enough to remember it being invented. Before that, it was all "gimme five" and a low slap. And then someone started saying "high five" and it caught like wildfire. Nobody wanted to be lame and just "gimme five" any more.
  14. I'm starting to really not like baseball any more.
  15. https://www.threads.net/@politicususa/post/C6McocmOawu/?xmt=AQGzTc1wdbX-ka3v9eO552L0V6yfr7xd6WIiw8AeGLa6Zw tldr: NYTimes journalist admitted that the Times is deliberately running negative stories about Biden... because Joe won't give them an exclusive interview.
  16. Things seem to be doing great over there.
  17. Someone who could show him how to walk like an Egyptian. I reckon $130k would be a bargain.
  18. Eh, if that much money were the only thing between me and a night of intimate and slippery bliss with Mila Kunis, I'd be on the phone with my bank to convert equity to cash that minute. She was reasonably okay before she became Trump's sloppy seconds. She ain't hot enough to overcome that.
  19. "Frugal" is a very nice way of describing behavior we've pointed out about Trump here and elsewhere: It's not that he doesn't buy; it's that he won't pay afterwards.
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