What the heck? Is that all?
Look, when I was young, I could put away an entire large by myself without even trying. And then I'd order a second pizza.
Now that I'm older, I can't do that any more... but that doesn't stop me. I basically have to hold myself back to keep from finishing off an entire large in one go. Especially a good pizza, none of this pizza hut shit.
Obviously Chicago style/deep dish is a whole nother story. Can fill myself up on one slice. But a typical Papa John's/Pizza Hut large? That ain't even a challenge.
You must understand. When I was a young hungry college student, my brother (240), best friend (280) and another friend (260) and I (125 pounds if I left my shoes on) would head out to the County Line and order Family Style, all you can eat, and attempt to put the place out of business all by ourselves. Our record was 4 complete platters of meat. That means that each one of us ate an entire platter of beef ribs, sausage and brisket all to ourselves. I was easily doing my share and more.
I'm the fuckin cookie monster, you dig? At some point it's just a hand up your ass moving the jaws and crumbs flying everywhere with shit going down an endless pit.