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Rimbo

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  1. Fuck that. Do the ENTIRE Chronicles of Prydain.
  2. but we've seen that already
  3. As what? A receiver?
  4. The Onion remains ahead of its time.
  5. Forgive me for thinking that his inability to play QB decently at the college level will translate well to the pro level. 😉
  6. Milroe? Seriously?
  7. https://theonion.com/juju-watkins-sprains-bun/ JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun Published: March 24, 2025 LOS ANGELES—In what could prove a devastating loss for the top-seeded Big Ten team, University of Southern California star JuJu Watkins reportedly strained her bun Monday during the opening game of the NCAA Women’s March Madness tournament. “While we don’t yet know the extent of the damage, JuJu is scheduled to receive an extensive MRI of her hair this afternoon,” USC head coach Lindsay Gottlieb said during a press conference, discussing her controversial decision to put Watkins back in the game despite an injury that caused the 19-year-old guard to wince and collapse to the ground while clutching her signature updo. “As soon as JuJu tweaked her bun, trainers rushed onto the court and were able to stabilize it with a brace. Hopefully, with ice, hairspray, and firm-hold styling gel, she should be able to maintain her hairstyle for the rest of the tournament.” At press time, Watkins had reportedly been cleared to play tonight so long as she covered her bun with a hat.
  8. We know how hard it is. Many of us struggle with addiction as well. Some of us have even had success. It's a disease, and it's REALLY hard to shake. I Will Not Drink With You Today.
  9. Yeah. That's way too far. Can handle the stolen cash, the phony accusations, etc. But you do NOT fuck with your man's PlayStation.
  10. ain't gonna happen
  11. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44388496/chiefs-xavier-worthy-sues-ex-fiancee-alleges-extortion-abuse Now, with the disclaimer that you can file just about anything against just about anybody, this doesn't look very good for Texas Ex X's ex.
  12. lol same reading the thread, you'd think the game was closer
  13. tldw: throws nice, throws well on the run, doesn't read the field
  14. My brothers in Christ, may I make a suggestion? Thanks.
  15. note to whom you're responding
  16. or, they're "hungry enough to eat catfish" skinny
  17. so please stop explainin' winning will put more butts in the arena next season Dunno if you've kept up with the news lately... ...but all that shit that used to be "unethical" is legal now.
  18. (Since nobody gets the reference, this is the Rich Get Richer rune trial in DOOM 2016.)
  19. The world's a better place with Ed O in it.
  20. We got to see it briefly before Beard choked away his opportunity here.
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