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Everything posted by Rimbo

  1. The last head football coach we had who failed at Washington turned out pretty good, so there's some reason for optimism if that's all ya got.
  2. well, it's important to be properly hydrated regardless, eh?
  3. Oh, they're already saying that. Hell, shitneck himself said that either on this thread or that third-rate FIDOnet excuse for a BBS he came from.
  4. Actually, I think it's Amarillo College, just off Washington Ave in Amarillo. I mean, it actually is a very good 2-year college. As such things go.
  5. You say that like it's a bad thing. I mean, TCU did completely pants Michigan in the first round last year.
  6. https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/opponent-third-down-conversion-pct You might not want to look here, then.
  7. What're you, 12? What neo-nazi dipshits still use this as a pejorative?
  8. No no no, you've got the wrong school. Washington University is in St. Louis. Missouri. Quite a bit a ways off from DC.
  9. Ya know, the sad thing is that Washington actually has a really, really good football team. They're well-balanced, and their WRs will likely absolutely slaughter our DBs. It's a shame that for them, it's more about hating what they used to have rather than celebrating what they have.
  10. See, the problem here is that ... my big brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave. And @Nicole44 dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great
  11. Do you know who these guys are? Like there's a difference.
  12. I suspect you are posting here because other Washington Huskies fan boards have exiled you, and you have no place else to go. Because you're a real motherfuckin' dickhead. If you're going to be an asshole, at least try to be clever about it, or pepper it with some self-awareness.
  13. A head case. A head case? You must be new... oh, you are new here. Yeah. The head coaching ranks of Texas Football have not exactly been paragons of wellness for quite some time.
  14. Two dollars. Cash. [opens switchblade comb, combs hair threateningly] (It was on a trip with the UT Ski Club where I first saw that movie. True story. Very appropriate.)
  15. i pretty much end up doing that no matter how much or little I eat so ...
  16. Basically the same thing, except replace Stapleton with Rick Beato.
  17. What the heck? Is that all? Look, when I was young, I could put away an entire large by myself without even trying. And then I'd order a second pizza. Now that I'm older, I can't do that any more... but that doesn't stop me. I basically have to hold myself back to keep from finishing off an entire large in one go. Especially a good pizza, none of this pizza hut shit. Obviously Chicago style/deep dish is a whole nother story. Can fill myself up on one slice. But a typical Papa John's/Pizza Hut large? That ain't even a challenge. You must understand. When I was a young hungry college student, my brother (240), best friend (280) and another friend (260) and I (125 pounds if I left my shoes on) would head out to the County Line and order Family Style, all you can eat, and attempt to put the place out of business all by ourselves. Our record was 4 complete platters of meat. That means that each one of us ate an entire platter of beef ribs, sausage and brisket all to ourselves. I was easily doing my share and more. I'm the fuckin cookie monster, you dig? At some point it's just a hand up your ass moving the jaws and crumbs flying everywhere with shit going down an endless pit.
  18. The second "L" really pushes this one over the edge
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