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Rimbo

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  1. We already got to see that. https://foxsports.com/watch/fmc-nfnv58hcotx6sodx
  2. I'm just here to watch the Browns pick Shough and for the ensuing Kiper meltdown.
  3. How wonderful for him. And a 5-year Texas guy, who got to see the wheels fall off under Hermy and rebuild with Sark. Hook em, Jahdae!
  4. ☝️☝️ This right here. Draft analysts are the lowest of the low. If you can't get a job anywhere else in sports, become a draft analyst. Make mock drafts. You have a base in the worst throes of football addiction withdrawal, starving for anything at all for a hit. Mock drafts are the fentanyl lacing of football journalism. They are cheaply made and horrible for you. They require no effort. It's the shotgun approach to rage-bait: You have 32 chances to piss people off. And that's the goal, ultimately: Engagement. Kiper and all these other dumbshits have jobs because we keep talking about them. They don't have to be right. It's actually better if they ARE wrong, because here I am, like an idiot, TALKING ABOUT HIM. It drives clicks, boss. That's his only job: To bring your football-starved eyes over to ESPN to see what dumb shit Kiper said every day.
  5. I'll have a soft spot in my heart for Packers fans. 1. When we went to see the Packers play the Broncos in the Super Bowl (Elwaycopter) we, in full Broncos regalia, were surrounded by cheeseheads, and they were the nicest, most gracious NFL fans I'd ever seen. (The drunken Jets fan next to us? Not so much.) 2. Blonde PAWGs. I just like Wisconsin people in general. 3. EVERY team should be community-owned if they expect our tax money to fund their stadiums. also I'm happy for Matt Golden. GB's getting a great player at a position of need, and it's a great situation for Golden to head to.
  6. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6306197/2025/04/24/shedeur-sanders-nfl-draft-slide/ kiper's mad they didn't pick shedeur
  7. I'm sorry but... this is just AWESOME.
  8. you forgot "mediocre"
  9. the first player and first QB selected was black
  10. Also: That you, Lieutenant?
  11. See y'all tomorrow.
  12. They are less stupid than literally every mock draft made ever.
  13. Where is the draft happening? What is that area of the country known for, besides beer and blonde PAWGs?
  14. no
  15. Yes Gorgonzola
  16. hahahahaha Burrata
  17. Sorry I fell behind. I had to go to dinner. lol aggy
  18. couple of Michigan DT's picked that we punked
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