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Rimbo

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  1. there is no lead large enough i'll take 10 more runs
  2. Damn. 83 pitch complete game for Framber, but also... Yanier Diaz only saw 4 pitches in 4 at-bats. What an ending!
  3. framber deserves better than he's gotten from this team, yeah
  4. I mean the dude's so far in he's finding Christmas presents.
  5. Has he admitted he's gay yet? Even Tom Cruise thinks Andrew Tate needs to come out of the closet.
  6. I used to go to McDonald's pretty regularly. Thursday was Cheat Day. I'd use the app to get pretty good deals, like a whole Big Mac meal for $7 and stuff. There were two near me. One was historically ass, the other pretty darn good. Well, first, the app deals dried up. They got worse and worse. Eventually it wasn't worth the bother at all. Then the one decent place's quality declined. And by decline, I mean it fell off a cliff. Within a month, burgers went from being "Yeah it's McDonald's but it's still decent" to "This dried up patty smells and tastes like it was rubbed all over some guy's asshole." I deleted the app and don't go to McDonald's any more.
  7. don't kink shame me
  8. dream widow is pretty good tho
  9. We had two cats from the shelter. We've had cats before, including this amazing asshole who, like his immediate successor, was eaten by the local wildlife: But these two were a couple old ladies, and they're the dumbest fucking cats I've ever seen. One is worth the bother, because she was basically my son's therapy cat that got him through a shitty start to life and success in high school and college; the other is scared of everything, shits barfs and pisses where she shouldn't, doesn't like snuggling, and doesn't catch varmints. She catches her own tail, yelps in surprise when she bites down, and then does it all over again. Last fall, the Cat Distribution System brought us a third cat, this guy. Meet Scout. He claimed our daughter as his human, as you can see. Here he is with his third gift of a gopher to us. Good boy. Very good boy. Don't let the relative adorableness of this photo fool you into thinking that this was a friendly cross-species relationship; I had to clean the bloody remains of that varmint fifteen minutes after this photo was taken. VERY good boy.
  10. he should be shot for that pun
  11. Whatever. Diablo Swing Orchestra blows them all away.
  12. No no no, I said what I meant. we're basically the same person
  13. I have only two "rock star" stories and both are lame; the time I randomly bothered Eric Clapton at the Four Seasons, and the time I (a white guy) was mistaken for Lenny Kravitz. Oh wait, I've got a third, when I got kissed by DJ Rap. 10/10 would get kissed by English Girls Named Cherise again. Point is to concede the point. I'm the most famous person in my own mind anyway. Apparently there's a message board out there somewhere where Rimbo became a verb, i.e. to Rimbo something up. Still less embarrassing than being a Greg Davis defender.
  14. Whatever you do, don't tell @TreatyOakwhat this song is REALLY about.
  15. I'm the motherfucking God Emperor of thread derails.
  16. Also not really a professor:
  17. Not since Tortured Poets came out. Why d'ya ask? Oh TreatyOak dear I love you so But you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock n roll
  18. Oh no a rock and roll musician said something bad about a country artist and committed adultery how awful just what is wrong with that rock music those kids are listening to these days I think I'm getting the vapors here won't someone think of the children next thing you know they'll say he used illegal drugs oh no.
  19. Wife got a call from "Costco" with something about refused deliveries on her account. 1. We've only ordered two things delivered from Costco and neither were refused. 2. All other times we buy from Costco, we do it in store. 3. My wife does not suffer anything that might even potentially be perceived as a slight, so the scammers' pressure tactics/negging backfired spectacularly. 4. This is even worse for you if she's tired, which she was, having been sick since the weekend. If you felt a disturbance in the Force, like a thousand scammers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, now you know why. Very common scam.
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