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Rimbo

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  1. Yeah, and I can teach my cat to bark. I can teach him that shit for weeks! He'll still meow. Because he is a fucking cat. Now, if you try to teach a dumbfuck PR... I reckon you'll get similar results.
  2. I like Kurt's video better than Colt's. Sorry, Colt. Love ya man. Kurt's stuff is such a breath of fresh air among all the bullshit. Just... here's what he does well, see it right here and here. Here's where he needs to improve, see it here and here.
  3. was just about to post this myself.
  4. Warner on Ewers. The video I've been waiting to see.
  5. I remember reading those scenes. Looks like fun. Love the series.
  6. Yep. This team is a shell of its former self. Crane needs to realize the time to rebuild is now.
  7. or maybe the guy needs to pay attention and stop dropping his right hand
  8. if he don't learn the easy way, make him learn the hard way
  9. That shit pisses me off today. Shouldn't be ashamed of being poor. Should be ashamed to be an asshole. ESPECIALLY a rich asshole. Those fuckers should be feeling shame. *glares vaguely just beyond the northeastern edge of Virginia*
  10. I helped my dad steal dirt. We'd drive a few miles to the neighboring town which was mostly farm land. On the side of one backroad was probably a 10' bluff of good top soil. We'd shovel the dirt I to plastic tubs then throw them in the back of the '73 Plymouth station wagon & take back home to level out a section of our backyard. Probably made twenty trips one summer weekend. People would drive by occasionally but nobody said anything. The land nearby was clearly fenced and there was a driveway about 100 yards past where we'd dig. The closest we came to being caught was when I noticed so.e teenagers looking back down at us from top of the bluff, but they were just a young couple out smoking & poking. Man, that's something. You weren't even "dirt poor." You were so poor you had to steal the dirt you had.
  11. I have the commercials version of Paramount+, and as long as I'm using a browser to watch, uBlock Origin nukes them. But it does restrict me to using the browser, leaving mobile devices etc out. Hmmmmmmm
  12. The absolute god tier rulers of this were old Bugs Bunny cartoons and Sesame Street. Holy shit, Sesame Street, man. The kids miss all the best jokes. If you like watching Jack Black goof off, you're going to like it.
  13. Critics see a LOT of movies. For their job, they have to see nearly all of them. As a result, they tend to award originality and films that defy expectations more than the general public do. ALL THAT SAID... having read a few of the reviews, most didn't get it, including the ones who liked it.
  14. That's an accurate single sentence description of it.
  15. https://theonion.com/florida-gators-climb-ladder-with-scissors-to-circumcise-dick-vitale/ Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale Published: April 7, 2025 SAN ANTONIO—Capping off their rousing victory in the finals with a beloved NCAA basketball tradition, the Florida Gators climbed a ladder on the Alamodome court Monday night and used a pair of scissors to circumcise veteran broadcaster Dick Vitale. “Unbelievable, folks, Walton Clayton Jr. is now heading up the rungs for a keepsake from this historic night—mazel tov!” said Vitale, who pointed out the tears streaming down players’ faces as they took turns removing a four-inch section of skin from his penis in the Jewish ceremony of Brit Milah. “Now Denzel Aberdeen is holding up the foreskin for the whole arena to see. This crowd’s going wild, and I’ve entered into a covenant with God! That’s what March Madness is all about, baby!” At press time, reports confirmed a visibly wincing Vitale had been carried into the locker room for a seudat mitzvah meal and exchanging of gifts.
  16. Yes. But fuck the Big XII even more.
  17. that's the second best thing about tonight
  18. This graph looks like the alternate universe twin of Duke v Houston
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