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Rimbo

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Everything posted by Rimbo

  1. no sir, i do not like him sam i am
  2. I gotta say I am enjoying watching DeBoer suck. Kirby smart may be a whiny sissy bitch, but he's a whiny sissy bitch who is a goddamned good football coach, and I'd be perfectly happy with him if he were our head coach. I just don't like DeBoer. I don't like his haircut. I don't like his teams. I don't like the way he stands on the sidelines. I don't like his voice. I don't like any team he coaches. I don't like his fucking face. Fuck that guy. With a bag over his head and a gag in his mouth, so I don't have to see his haircut, hear his voice, or see is stupid fucking face, bent over so I don't have to see him standing.
  3. seems to me like a reason we should get in again
  4. i don't get it i get that the committee this year is full of shit, but beyond that... why can't Alabama drop out and we pop in as the last team in?
  5. because last week's rankings aren't the final rankings
  6. as big as it needs to be for us to get in
  7. that fucker lost to ou? up to his old tricks i see
  8. i mean yeah but she ain't wrong
  9. More to the point, since she's a lesbian, she's actually less attainable than Sydney Sweeney. Also: whatevs, you can't kink shame me
  10. I'd do Rosie without those, if we're talking early 1990s Rosie not Roseanne tho. she's grody, always has been. yuck. definitely need the 5-beauty spree afterwards for that. and one hell of a thorough shower liar
  11. Are you seriously telling me you would NOT want to be Dan Aykroyd in this photo? Nonsense. Bollocks. Balderdash! lord knows i would
  12. It's the main reason I think we'll be in. We generate absolute fucktons of money.
  13. don't fucking lose to a team that ends up firing their coach midseason
  14. lsu are not clever men
  15. YOUR MAMA IS A FORWARD PASS
  16. on Vanderbilt
  17. What excitement. Stunning.
  18. Heisman Candidate John Mateer has thrown another key interception. Then we'll just say that we beat 3 playoff teams, and thus deserve to be in.
  19. i simply cannot get used to the idea of vanderbilt being adequate at football Tennessee is assisting me in this
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