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Rimbo

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  1. Naw. NOBODY beats us 3 times in a season. And each time we play them, they do worse. it don't make a shit
  2. also the aggy thread
  3. We're still in it, bitch They have merely been speed bumps on the way
  4. This is neither the poker thread nor the shart thread, so whatever you're talking about needs to go into one of those threads. Thanks
  5. it don't make a shit nobody can stop us
  6. I'm trying to decide which of these teams I like less. I mean, ordinarily, no contest -- Whoever Plays Notre Dame is my second-favorite team. Counterpoint: Fuck Georgia AND fuck Kirby Smart.
  7. I gotta work tomorrow. Besides, it don't make a shit who wins. We're gonna beat Ohio State in 9 days. Then we'll head back to Atlanta and beat up whichever loser emerges from the Orange Bowl. fuck everyone but us
  8. Seriously. Y'all are some bitches. We're going to finish the job Michigan started and end Ryan Day's career in 9 days. That's how badly we're going to fuck them. We're gonna beat them so bad, Ike Turner will think it's overkill. The NCAA will investigate the results afterwards to see if the beatdown we're about to deliver is even legal, and then try to come up with ways to make it illegal. We're going to inspire the CFB Mercy Rule. still too fuckin' soon
  9. I mean... or his two throws on that first drive. Or the 4th and 13 conversion in 1OT. There's a wonderful book I read decades ago with a great quote in it. In the context of the book, the son had unmoored their skiff before they had gotten into it, leading to him needing to jump into it from the docks, yell at his dad for the oars, and then get it back from there so they could make it back to their ship -- high-fives all around! They were so happy to have saved the day that they forgot the dumb things they'd done to get into that position in the first place. "If you do lots of stupid things, you get to be a hero." I feel this describes our offense's play to a T.
  10. Ohio State can eat shit and die in a fire. Fuck the Buckeyes. Hook 'em.
  11. same
  12. good God y'all my blood pressure still hasn't recovered
  13. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/737044 I fuckin' love our coach
  14. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/737044 I don't think Sark's comments @ 7:00 here were intended as a direct shot at Mack... but I can't say that they weren't, either.
  15. no, no, msu wasn't even blow eligible this year
  16. so... probably too late to Greenspoint
  17. i'm not familiar with the greenspoint reference, so is this a good time for it?
  18. boise state's football team is as bad as their cheerleaders
  19. pedo state is just toying with the boncos
  20. Another dumb penalty. Same guy.
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