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Rimbo

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  1. it's dangerous to go alone take this
  2. my wife bit off someone's finger once; we could just invite her to the tailgate and let the problem solve itself?
  3. ...I had no idea.
  4. and this one just for good measure
  5. also these dipshits NEED to give credit to the source -- There I Ruined It -- because it's one of the reasons the Internet exists https://youtube.com/@thereiruinedit?si=GnxpKTiz9P4kFInl ☝️ channel
  6. If I find 3 open tubes of Ultra Brite in my bathroom drawer, is it more appropriate to say "Why do we have so fucking many Ultra Brites open?" or "Why do we have so many fucking Ultra Brites open?"
  7. Patriots fans are like, "What, hire a past-his-prime championship-winning coach to build, then tear back down, a football program? But why would UNC do that?" And Longhorns fans reply, "Why would they do that again?"
  8. Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians
  9. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.
  10. Have you seen Michigan's QB room?
  11. And then there was the guacamole incident.
  12. This is... not accurate. Maalik has always had NFL talent, but what he needed more than anything were in-game snaps. Experience. Time spent in live game situations reading the defense and making throws. He wasn't going to get that here while riding pine behind two 5-star QBs, which is why he's left. Now he's had a full season of being The Guy, and if you watched, you can see the growth. But now he's in his money season. He needs exposure. He needs scouts to see him do the things he did at Duke for a team that actually gets prime time broadcasts. And NIL money, too. It's nice to have. And there's going to be mutual interest. There's plenty of teams that are very good that don't have a QB better than he is. He knows that. They know that. You and I know that. They know that he knows, and he knows that they know he knows. We know that Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a very knowledgeable fandom.
  13. Arthur Philip Dent? He's a jerk. Total kneebiter.
  14. those actually were cool stories
  15. are we still talking about hot milfs or
  16. True. So is Three Amigos.
  17. I want to be friends with Wolf.
  18. Well, yeah. Because they all lost to us. Therefore, we won't have beaten anybody. Obviously.
  19. When I saw all our guys running backwards on an earlier punt, it was like foreshadowing. Nobody was looking where the ball was.
  20. So what you're saying is, even once we make it to the semifinals, we still won't have played anybody good?
  21. Elway In His Prime did not win any Super Bowls. Elway Past His Prime did, but only with a Strong Running Game. Elway In His Prime carried three teams with No Running Game (or defense, tbh) to Super Bowls, which they then lost badly. The Broncos were the Bills before the Bills were the Bills, 0-4 total in Super Bowls, before the Bills and then Elway Past His Prime With a Running Game finally won one. It makes sense if you see what I was responding to. What that person said was completely wrong because Elway literally did just that, 3 times, he just couldn't win against NFC teams that were much more complete.
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