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Posts posted by Sgt Hulk
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38 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:
Is this a record for Texas in terms of allowing leadoff batter on base 8 straight innings?? Unreal
38 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:Is this a record for Texas in terms of allowing leadoff batter on base 8 straight innings?? Unreal
35 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:Duplantier while losing is not the ideal relief scenario. Need a 7-10 run cushion for him.
I’m crying at the timing of this post
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9 hours ago, Park Gothic said:
Wow. That is a surprisingly dark joke for the official twitter account. Unless they completely spaced on the reference.
What did I miss? Besides the fact that I don’t know who Travis Scott is
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I think Connor could block blackshire with taaffe blitzing
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8 hours ago, CosmoDog said:
Why so much bile vented on Taafe, Haines, and Gideon? Is it because they are all white? That’s some pathetic bitching.
These guys made good plays and bad, just like everyone else. They were the starters for a reason - the alternatives sucked. It’s the JAGs below them on the depth chart that should be the focus of your scorn.
Wait one.
I forgot this was Surly.
Carry on.
Fk you whitey
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Saw this. Was shocked he was still “on the roster”. Big ups to honoring his scholly snd really hope he plays again someplace
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I haven’t had a chance to read much of the thread. But I’m really anxious to see how far forward Michael Taaffe leaps this year with some more time under his belt. Anyone else think he’s gonna improve?
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Every deployment I would fuck up some plate shawarma so this tracks
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Goddamnit Chappy
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Fucking bullshit
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Fuck. It’s supposed to be whore. His whore mouth
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This guys strike zone sucks
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21 hours ago, ousux said:On 3/27/2024 at 4:05 PM, utexas8 said:So what does that mean about the WR spots since Wingo is so good. Bond and golden get spots. Would it be wingo bond golden cook? Moore seems to be good too. I wonder if someone transfers.
We're going to lose one or more receivers, it would take a helluva recruitment job to keep that room intact for '24 season. Running back room is going to be hard to keep as well.
Shut your white mouth
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Living in LA. With the dodger 1.Billion dollar top 4 day the dodgers are the greatest team ever assembled. Everrrrrr
only to get swept in the DS
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It’s time boys. 22 min. Let’s go
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9 hours ago, campcrunk said:
We just have SO MANY "fun," "little" recruiting hiccups to look back on "fondly" from the Charlie/Herman years.
Terrell Cuney, Cameron Hampton (WHO?), Lorenzo Joe, Chris Warren, Kai Locksley, Cameron Townsend (what's with all the LBs named "Cameron" that I do not remember at all?), Buck Major, Garrett Thomas, Patrick Hudson (alas, what could have been - under the pretty significant assumption that we didn't fuck up his development ALL the way up. Which is a MASSIVE gamble and probably not at all realistic given our staff at the time. Sigh...), Jeff McCulloch, Kyle Porter (saw him play in HS. I could've sworn he was even better than Rodney Anderson, though it's hard to tell behind the grown ass men Katy rolls out on OL. Turns out that they both just kind of sucked), Jean DeLance (see what proper development can do for you??? I don't give a shit that he didn't do anything in the NFL. He was damn solid in college. For Florida😠).
And who could possibly forget JP Urquidez? Certainly not @Tex Pete. Then, OF COURSE, we have the amazing, astonishing, astounding, absolutely unparalled Florida Five. Thanks to Davante Davis for being the only one was worth a shit, managing to last through one, single, solitary motherfucking practice without quitting, AND having the grades to make it onto campus in the first place. Also, does the name "Shiro Davis" ring a bell for anyone? Me neither.
Oh, and hey! Who wants to see Tom Herman call a pitch to Danny Young on 4th and 0.5 so we can watch him promptly lose 3 yards and turn the ball over at our own 40 while looking like he's running through quicksand? Good times, good times. Herman EASILY had some of the most baffling turnovers on downs I've ever seen. And I LOVE it when coaches are aggressive and do that. Herman was just godawful at it. Then, of course, we had the other "magnificant" offensive "weapons" Herman and his cadre of imbicile assistants and yes men brought in.
Montrell Estell (when he wasn't switching back and forth to DB), Reese Moore, Reese Leitao, doctor and amateur pharmacist (and as an part time amateur pharmicist myself, I don't even respect his work in that field. Xanax? How generic and uncreative can you get? Go get you some 4-HO-MiPT, DPT, or DiPT. Or, if you absolutely have to sell benzos instead of something cool, try Pyrazolam, Bromazolam, Flubrotizolam, or Flubromazolam. They're not even technically illegal as long as marked "not for human consumption" and/or you put the little skull and crossbones on the container thanks a loophole in the Federal Analogue Act you could pilot an aircraft carrier through), Toneil (excuse me: Toenail) Carter, Jordan Pouncey, Brennan "Alligator Arms" Eagles, Josh Moore's unregistered gat, Malcom Epps (probably my personal favorite. "Bama wanted him so he MUST be good!!1" Saban would have trapdoored his ass 15 seconds after he set foot in Tuscaloosa. Assuming, of course, that the only reason we got him at all isn't because Saban had already trapdoored his ass. And then, "offensive wunderkind genius" Lincoln Riley takes him? That alone should disprove every "Riley is an incredible coach" argument we've ever had on this board), and Casey Thompson, annihilator of locker rooms. Who could forget good old Casey Thomson, his proud papa, and their insistence that Casey was worlds better than Ehlinger.
We should also note that Thompson (and dear old dad, of course. I wonder if he got to keep the orange jumpsuit from that SI cover?) played at least some small part in Cam Rising bolting for Utah - though I concede most of it had to do with Rising's idiotic assumption that he'd come take Sam's job from day 1), Tyler Johnson, Javonne Shephard (lol), Ja'Quinden Jackson (GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, HERMAN AND YURCICH. We had this guy as a potential wildcat QB or powerback and we were running pitches to DANNY FUCKING YOUNG on 4th and inches???!!) and, of course, Keaontay Ingram (here come the intrusive thoughts and involuntary flashbacks of the LSU game which will probably be followed by seizures and months long severe depression...).
And, of course, Herman's defensive recruiting. Just... MWAH! *Chef's kiss.* Jalen Green, Tyler Owens, Juwan "I'm collecting AARP checks dven though I'm still transferring between schools" Mitchell, Prince Dorbah ("just look at that first step! He's like our very own Von Miller!"), Xavion Aford, Sawyer Goram-Welch (counting him as a DT since that's what he was recruited as - even though he's found a way to be a complete non-factor (or worse) on BOTH sides of the ball now), and Caleb Johnson ("if he ever gets on the field, he's like Gary Johnson but bigger and faster! Really! I swear! Guys? Guys? Where are you going?").
And, to save the absolute best for last, the tin man himself, BJ Foster. Maybe the single most frustrating Texas defensive back I've ever had the misfortune to watch. Say what you want about Taafe, Schooler, and Haines. At least they left everything on the field when they played. Foster, on the other hand, couldn't even be bothered to run down multiple very stoppable touchdown plays and plenty of other long gains when he didn't feel like it.
Meanwhile, Breckyn Hager is still MASSIVELY overrunning the backfield somewhere. He's probably several hundred miles behind the play by now and still going, determined to get to that QB. Don't ever give up, little buddy. You'll get to freshman Brock Purdy someday, even if you have to sprint all the way to San Francisco to do it.
Well. What a "fun" little walk down memory lane. I think almost everyone here knows I could keep going on this. For a long, LONG time. But I think this post is already too long (and disheartening, enraging, and just plain miserable enough). Also, I prefer not to disparage MOST kids who decide to be Longhorns as long as they try, aren't complete fuckups, or aren't just bad guys. Anyway, now that I've remembered all of that and even done some research on it, I'm gonna go drink a whole container of bleach, swallow 3 bottles of Oxy, and stick my head in the oven just to make sure I get the "job" done.
Sincere thanks to Bijan, Sam, Roschon, Lil'Jordan, Collin Johnson, Sweat, Ford, Cosmi, Poona, and some other guys for making our games under Herman and Strong (usually) bearable to watch. Especially when Herman actually bothered to play Bijan.
Hey. Fuck you guy
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Seeing how we crushed it in FA
7-9 this year at best. Dak will throw for 6500 yards though because we have no run game and always playing from behind
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I’m gonna go ahead and say it now. Diddy didn’t kill himself
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1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:
Glad I’m not the only pussy who doesn’t like driving over big ass bridges. Not sure what it is now but damn I don’t like them and it’s kind of a new thing for me only notified I puckered up a few years ago in St. Pete. Missed a damn exit in Long Beach last weekend and had to go over that one and I was not liking it at all.
Talking about Vincent Thomas bridge? I’ve ean that several times. Conquer the bridge race. I’ll run. But I refuse to drive over it haha
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4 hours ago, G650 said:
Well that's better than the dipshits that drive 35 in them and fuck everything up
Fuck man that was theeeee worst. Idiots slamming on their brakes
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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:
You add more to those routes? I spent a lot of time in Hampton/Norfolk area. Baltimore is a pretty important port.
I worked Charleston for exports and never had an issue. Plus they expanded and have rail.
My point was there are options on the East Coast. But it will have an impact.
BTW- Surly Grammar police are going to nail you for using actually when not needed. Cover your ass, they are mean.
Yeah dude I did a tour at Langley. Fuck those tunnels. The Chesapeake bay bridge 17 miles of tunnel bridge white knuckle shit to get to the eastern shore
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