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PhillyD

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  1. 17 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

    Who tries to understand a possum? Last week during all the rain I passed a possum sitting in the middle of the road, soaking wet. Had a look of I'm ready to end it all on his face. He was still there when I came back, still alive, still sitting in the exact same spot. Next morning, he was still there, smashed to shit.


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    Shame all those eggs were lost in that accident.

  2. Has to be close to rock bottom unless he's a trust fund baby or something.  He is unemployable and the only source of income is a few subscribers on a Facebook page.  No way aggy would give him credentials.  His last asset is his season tickets.  

    I hate to see this.  Not because he doesn't deserve it - he truly deserves it.  I hate to see this because when it ends, a major source of aggy lulz will go away and it will be years before another dork tops this one.

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  3. 2 hours ago, Superhero said:

    My parents lived in the Bahamas while I was at UT. Every summer I would go visit them and stay for a few weeks or months.

    A few friends from high school visited, and we would snorkel everyday. We visited a resort beach and swam towards the breakwater. Apparently we thought it would be fun to swim between the big concrete blocks* that formed the breakwater. We quickly found a hole and decided to swim through it. I got about half way when I kicked up and my fin got stuck on the block This was the type of cheap fins that had an adjustable back strap, and was pretty damn hard to kick off. After about 30 seconds, my friends dove down to find me, and helped me get the fin off, but it was was a pretty long 50 seconds underwater.

     

    * More like 3' diameter cylinders about 5'-6' long dumped into the ocean.

    I can't imagine what was running through your mind in those 50 seconds.

  4. The camera work is 100 times better than in years past on Fox.  Last year, it seemed like every game I watched on Fox, they would miss a play because they were either showing a reply or the crew just had their heads up their ass.  This year, on replays, they have added a box that shows live action in case the offense is running tempo.  Fox has upped their game.

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  5. 25 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

    Does she say shit like: " I saw a dress I liked at Banana Republican" ?

     

    Last year she mentioned a student who is from the Dominican Republican in front of a group of friends.  I just looked down in a combination of laughter and shame.  Until last year a non hearing person was "death" instead of "deaf."  Her occasional heartburn is called intergression and she sometimes ends sentences with explamation points.

    Unfortunately, it seems to be genetic and has passed to my daughter who is taking French.  Apparently the French greeting she has learned is pronounced, "Bon George."

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  6. 1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

    Her mom is out of town, so we're picking up her mail for her..

    Wife: Why does she have so many magazine prescriptions?

    Me: They're what the doctor ordered? They'll cure what ails her??? 

    Her: **blank stare, moves on to next topic**

    I really think she's just fucking with me at this point.

     

     

    Nope, it's just not correctable.  My wife speaks fluent Trixie.  You just get to have fun with it and suffer occasional embarrassment when you're out with friends.

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