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Posts posted by PhillyD
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17 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:
Who tries to understand a possum? Last week during all the rain I passed a possum sitting in the middle of the road, soaking wet. Had a look of I'm ready to end it all on his face. He was still there when I came back, still alive, still sitting in the exact same spot. Next morning, he was still there, smashed to shit.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkShame all those eggs were lost in that accident.
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14 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:
Wish I could be in his head when he had that “oh shit I fucked Up moment”.
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Baylor 21
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Has to be close to rock bottom unless he's a trust fund baby or something. He is unemployable and the only source of income is a few subscribers on a Facebook page. No way aggy would give him credentials. His last asset is his season tickets.
I hate to see this. Not because he doesn't deserve it - he truly deserves it. I hate to see this because when it ends, a major source of aggy lulz will go away and it will be years before another dork tops this one.
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You bet.
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Texas 38
ou 30
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Oklahoma Sucks
Lincoln Riley eats snacks from
Bob Stoops Bag of Dicks
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High ground is important when you are Taylor Hamm.
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2 hours ago, Superhero said:
My parents lived in the Bahamas while I was at UT. Every summer I would go visit them and stay for a few weeks or months.
A few friends from high school visited, and we would snorkel everyday. We visited a resort beach and swam towards the breakwater. Apparently we thought it would be fun to swim between the big concrete blocks* that formed the breakwater. We quickly found a hole and decided to swim through it. I got about half way when I kicked up and my fin got stuck on the block This was the type of cheap fins that had an adjustable back strap, and was pretty damn hard to kick off. After about 30 seconds, my friends dove down to find me, and helped me get the fin off, but it was was a pretty long 50 seconds underwater.
* More like 3' diameter cylinders about 5'-6' long dumped into the ocean.
I can't imagine what was running through your mind in those 50 seconds.
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Those pictures are unreal. Any track and field guys know how he could do comparatively in Olympic high jump?
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I'm sure this happened because the I went into Dunkin Donuts about a month ago to grab some donuts and they were sold out. I shook my head wondering aloud why they called themselves a Donut Shop if they were out of the thing they were in business for. They must have taken my comments straight to upper management.
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KState 12
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The camera work is 100 times better than in years past on Fox. Last year, it seemed like every game I watched on Fox, they would miss a play because they were either showing a reply or the crew just had their heads up their ass. This year, on replays, they have added a box that shows live action in case the offense is running tempo. Fox has upped their game.
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25 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:
Does she say shit like: " I saw a dress I liked at Banana Republican" ?
Last year she mentioned a student who is from the Dominican Republican in front of a group of friends. I just looked down in a combination of laughter and shame. Until last year a non hearing person was "death" instead of "deaf." Her occasional heartburn is called intergression and she sometimes ends sentences with explamation points.
Unfortunately, it seems to be genetic and has passed to my daughter who is taking French. Apparently the French greeting she has learned is pronounced, "Bon George."
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That was a fun podcast. Enjoyed it.
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1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:
Her mom is out of town, so we're picking up her mail for her..
Wife: Why does she have so many magazine prescriptions?
Me: They're what the doctor ordered? They'll cure what ails her???
Her: **blank stare, moves on to next topic**
I really think she's just fucking with me at this point.
Nope, it's just not correctable. My wife speaks fluent Trixie. You just get to have fun with it and suffer occasional embarrassment when you're out with friends.
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2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:
They're better off without him.
Sucks for them that they (probably) have his genetic code. But yeah, they are better off.
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On 5/24/2018 at 9:44 PM, 6FigsHandler said:
Keeping Karen in check will be the hardest part of the job
Hamm clearly struggled here.
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They have a literal baglady in MeeMaw.
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F5...F5...F5....F5
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@6FigsHandler you had one job...
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@Huckleberry Could we get the mean and median stats on this? I always like seeing those.
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Who's going to be the first one banned from Surly?
in Please do this better?
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Are crowdsource bans permanent? Wondering because there is a poster with a rep of -191 posting in the Javonne Shepherd thread.