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  1. yeah, pretty sure even if someone got to him and tried to stem the bleeding, hes probably bleeding out in less than 30 more seconds.
  2. y'all didnt miss anything, if you really want to see the post, it turns out Captain Ant quoted it like 6 posts above. other than a slightly interesting possibly negative Time magazine title it was posted without comment. but, its a perfectly embeded Twitter post.... I can only get that right like 50% of the time... so a first time poster dropping that was a reasonably obvious sign of chicanery
  3. first post, and so far only post.... by a "new" user decides this is the thread to post on first.... correctly figuring out how to embed the twitter story... things that make you go hmmm
  4. I cant say I was a Rangers fan. although I attended my first MLB game in 1986, I was visiting my Grandparents in Hurst, and got to go to a Rangers game with my Uncle who was the biggest Dallas sports homers out there. Dont know who the hell the Rangers played, I dont even know if they won the game, it went into SUPER extra innings. I think we finally left after the 11th inning (I was pissed we didnt stay till the end), next day we find out the game went to 17 or 18 innings. I cant claim fandom, but I know my dearly departed Uncle Ray would have loved this moment. Ray passed in May 2005, he missed the Longhorns winning, the Mavericks winning it, and now the Rangers..... ironically he was still around the last time the Cowboys won anything.
  5. the more I read about Brazil, the more wild wild west it seems. Although Brad Williams had a really funny bit about going to the Olympics in 2016 and he (like all American tourists) were told by the US State Dept to A) not stand out, B) look local, and C) have a working cheap throw away cell phone that you give to the thieves WHEN (not IF) they hold you up. Brad Williams of course having dwarfism, automatically meant he was fucked on A & B, and yes, he got held up for the phone and some cash
  6. ahh yes the classic perfect DOINK throw.
  7. also, I know I only post rough hands/ bad beats, but I also have made some stupid bluffs/ and calls in this downswing from hell. So I am fully aware that I have made mistakes that cost me and are a big part of why I am not winning along with the classic run bad not helping. we dont get many kids in my neighborhood (last time I did Trick/Treat a total of 4 sets of kids came to the house over 3 hours), so I went ahead and played today. got sat at a new table, playing 5 handed, and it was honestly one of the eaisest small win tables Ive been on. I would raise and get called by 1-2 guys, bet the flop and win 60% of the time, bet the turn and get a fold another 30%, and finally on the river I either had it, or made a prepared bluff and they would fold. Rolled my $200 up to $450 over the hour on the table, never having had to bet more than $40. eventually table fills up, play for another 1.5 hours without much movement, slowly chip down to $375ish. Then this hand happens. get dealt Ah7s in later middle position. Limp for $2, Button makes it $12, SB (aggressive better with $500 behind), BB (calling station about $400 behind) call. its $10 more and I am last to act so I call. flop is 7h-3h-3c. Checks to me, and I bet out $25, button folds, SB takes a bit and calls, so does the BB. turn is 4s. checks to me again, and I bet $50. SB hems and haws, asks me how much I am behind, eventually announced a raise to $125. BB folds, and now because of how aggressive this guy is I can eliminate any pairs here other than 44. every other pocket pair I would lose to he would have raised pre from the SB. Me having the Ah takes away most logical flush draws. So at this point, hes either got a 3, 56, or air/flush draw. So I dont think going all in makes sense, I only get called by a 3 or 56. And if he is on a flush draw, ive got one of his outs. Plus, before he raised, he seemed really aggitated that i wouldnt vocalize how much i had behind, I just raised my hands to show the roughly $300 at that point. I dont waste much time to decide that his aggression tendency forces me to call the additional $75, if hes got a 3, I might be able to bluff on a heart river. river is a 10s. and he insta shoves. hes got me covered, Ive got a bit over $200 behind. and this puts me in the tank. Im trying to figure out what he could have that I beat. In theory, that T should have been a blank barring him having ThXh. So I can beat a missed flush draw, worse 7, random 4 maybe 45,46, plus pure air. I actually thought this out. if he doesnt have a 3 but had a T, would he really have shoved into me, the way I have played this hand, acting last to call the additional $10, plus the almost snap call I made on the turn, I have all the 3s, A3, 23,34, and any suited 3. So a naked T should not shove here. because he would have to be worried about me having a 3 or even 44/77. I also didnt think a 3 would shove because he would to get everything he beats to fold, with my hand being one of the very few that could pay him off. If hes put me on a 3, the straight would be the ONLY hand that can shove here for value. I finally just decide that hes aggressive as fuck, and call. he announces, I am good, and mucks his hand, I dont show... and he pitches a fucking fit. demanding to see what I had... and Im like dude, I called you, you mucked, so I dont have to. He questioned the dealer who agreed with me.... which set him on a level of tilt I havent seen in a while. only played for 2 more hands, it was past 7:45 and I wanted to watch the Rangers in peace. in for $200, out for $855
  8. well duh, if the van is a rockin' don't come a knockin'
  9. what I think would be even more telling would be the stats of total penalties called the week before a team plays Texas, and the week after they play Texas, vs their calls vs Texas. and maybe even delve in more detail and show the number of holds/DPI thrown in those before and after games. If the stats show what we think they do, that would be a hell of a fucking story for a reporter to make. especially if its as blatant as 4-5 more penalties called per game not playing Texas with at least 1 hold/DPI vs the week they played Texas, getting none.
  10. That Z looks painted on, not engraved, they for sure can fit 3 more columns on there, maybe 4 if they go super tight. I am gonna guess that its 20 names per column (although I can only see 18 those flowers look like they are blocking 2 lines)
  11. dude, if officials wouldnt overturn that Okie Lite vs Central Michigan game 5ish years ago when the clocks hit zero and the fucking refs misinterpreted the 4th down grounding rules when there is zero time on the fucking clock (WHICH WAS A PENALTY BY AN OFFENSE) adding a free zero time play for CM to play 1982 Cal, they arent gonna overturn anything like that play. By every definition that game was over, full time, and that play could literally have been wiped off the books because it literally never should have been allowed to happen, the refs didnt know the fucking rules.... nope, it still stands today as a loss for Okie Lite. besides, heres what the giants fucked up on those last plays. #1, they had 4th and 1 from the fucking Jets 17. They decided to kick.... If they go for it there (with Barkley), they probably get it 70% of the time). even if they dont, its Jets ball on the 17 (vs 25) with 25ish seconds left. #2 they missed the kick #3, they then allowed the Jets to get a 29 yard completion on 1st down- WHILE HAVING BEEN OFFSIDE ON THE PLAY, meaning instant clock stop. #4 they then allowed another 17 yard pass. which had enough time to clock it (spare me, the ref touched the ball it was live). #5 THEY WON THE FUCKING OT COIN TOSS, lost 11 yards total and punted - which meant at that point if the jets kicked the FG they would win... the defense knew that and failed to stop it
  12. time to rename the thread Blast Chiller 2023
  13. kinda surprised the refs let the chargers make that hand signal it really looked like a timeout signal
  14. legit question, what the heck could the bears get for Fields in a trade? I mean he didnt look that good, and yeah, I know the bears gave up a bunch of picks for him, but hes not been that great. honestly a fair value might be a 3rd round pick... and if they did that, the fans might lose their minds after having given up 4 picks for the guy.
  15. that, and other than the 3 point loss to Wash, they have murdered Colorado, Utah and Stanford (the same Stanford that had Washington on the fucking ropes last night). with the exception of the Tech game where they won by 8, all other wins are by double digits.
  16. i know you are fucking trolling. That is a fucking idiotic statement. Ole Miss, Tulane, Missouri, Louisville, Bama, Oregon, ou, & Pedo U are all 1 loss teams. I will conceed that Oregon is the better looking team. ou despite having beat us, have looked pretty bad these last 2 weeks (not that we have looked great) But PSU looked bad vs Ohio State. Bama got punked by some scrub team at home by 10, Ole Miss got punked by Bama by 2 scores, Mizz got beat by 2 scores by LSU. Our loss (which was stupid bad) was to our arch rival with under 20 seconds left on the clock.
  17. liquid falling from the sky in 78757 again
  18. announcers: "he never turned around, and there was some contact.... but he touched the ball, thats not DPI...." since when, he held back the receivers arm, then pushed him as he went up to get the ball THEN he touched the ball.... thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works. then osu fucking scores.
  19. I really appreciated that big 12 refs confirmed they know how to call DPI... the problem is, they continue to only call it on us and never against our opponent. Its comical that the only non-big 12 reg crew we faced this year has called just as many DPI calls in that 1 game as we have gotten in the other 7 games combined.
  20. unless its a halloween addition to their uniforms, the ohio state qb has multiple, and i mean multiple blood spots and streaks all over the front of his jersey.
  21. dude we sent BYU to Bolivia. and Henry Shelton is still face raping eeerebody.
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