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Posts posted by SHOOTER12
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GALDAMMMOTHRRFUCKSONOFABITCHGOTOHELLPUSSYNASTAR LSTORE FYHGDYUHHFUCK!!!!!$^^$*"&,
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15 hours ago, DFW Horn said:
Blackout aggy is fierce!
Well at least they look more masculine and not as g...??? What the hell am I thinking, no color change nothing they could do would ever change that aspect of aggy...
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From the humid armpit known as Nastydouches...
TEXAS
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On 9/6/2025 at 12:10 PM, aggie08 said:
I prefer to do the Alfredo.
How about the Hokey Pokey?
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16 hours ago, Red Five said:
I think we'll probably eventually look back at this and say "how the fuck did that happen?" but I absolutely have concerns.
This. Any loss sucks, but I did see some good things. I don't think we will see this version of the team again this year. We've got our loss out of the way early and I think it will inspire the good guys to not let it happen again.
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19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Isn’t god great?
STFU
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38 Texas
17 fuckeyes
288 yardage
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2 hours ago, immamac said:
FOX
Thanks, dammit it's not showing up on DirecTV's programming guide.
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Spoiler
What network is carrying the game?
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21 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:
Ha, he’s this absolutely massive (6-4 or 6-5, pushing 300), older guy who is a new white belt (I’m a not-so-new white belt) who just wouldn’t play nice in the sandbox. He wanted to do positional sparring, and specifically asked “let’s dial the intensity down.” I’m fine with that but he proceeded to ape out with as much strength as he could and then would say “hold on, my knee” and stop to readjust the his knee braces.
There was another WTF moment during the drilling portion where the first time we went to practice a sweep, he didn’t go for it but instead reached out and yanked my posting arm like a madman while I was compliant and just waiting in position for him to try the sweep. I did tell him off for that shit; “what the hell man, we need to drill the move we are learning; we aren’t sparring. I’m trying to let you feel how to do it and I’m not going to be really compliant the first few times so trying to yank other shit isn’t cool.”
He also hadn’t washed his rash guard. Asshole. He just won’t get another roll from me.
Cheesus Rice
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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:
The knee brace guy in any sport. Dude today was rocking two, neither of them the actual medical meaningful pieces but the Walgreens rack special.
Told me to go easy on him and gestured at the knees then proceeded to explode for about 30 seconds then stop the roll to readjust his braces.
Whaaaaat? Details please...
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18 hours ago, DougO said:
She's been in every aisle of my HEB every time I go. Also walking out through the parking lot right in the middle of the lane blocking as much traffic at possible.
...and the morbidly obese families with 3 kids blocking entire aisles walking side by side very slowly, if at all.
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On 8/11/2025 at 1:17 PM, SydneyCarton said:
I fucking wish people would stop trying to Texags or SEC Rant this place up by using weird misspellings instead of just saying fucking profanity. That's twice on this page alone. Jesus isn't going to send you to hell for cursing, you losers. If you jerkoffs weren't going to be scared off masturbating with the threat of hell why the fuck are you scared of saying "fuck" and "shit?"
Awww Sydney shut the Frick up... lol
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On 8/14/2025 at 3:16 PM, immamac said:
https://tailgate.surlyhorns.com/event/1/what-the-fk-is-a-buckeye
Tickets are live.
Anyone from the Nacogdoches area going? Willing to share gas expense and driving. Due to health issues and lack of familiar with the area I won't go by myself.
Thanks
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15 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore. He’s even more fucked up now than he was then, if you can believe it. You’ll find him in the Houston Texans thread(s) I imagine.
That's it, all I could think of was "niclecast" or "nickleback" or some crap like that, thanks SC
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On 8/3/2025 at 10:40 AM, BurntOrange&White said:
That would actually be a terrific bet that if he gets 750 you have to wear that custom jersey to every game in 2026.
My memory fails me, but who was the poster so concerned about tailored (Houston?) jerseys? He was gay or bi or something.
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On 7/29/2025 at 2:32 PM, tokamak said:
Read that they used a piece of his intestine to create a pseudo bladder. Dunno if that's SOP or what.
So....when he pees would it be considered diarrhea?
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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:
#nuglife
So...he'd pay $11.86? What a maroon...
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3 hours ago, tbone_ said:
Hopefully you let him try
No, I threw his drunk ass over my shoulder and got him away from there, although looking back at things he pulled later on I should have let him do it.
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On 7/29/2025 at 5:22 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:
If we spent a moderate sum of money for travel, clothes, and a gift for a wedding that fails within the first 5 years. Shouldn't we be due a pro-rated sum back? We have met our contract obligation. If the marriage doesn't meet its contract goals, then pay me.
Speaking hypothetically of course, if I gave a Mexican cop a fake 50 is that any more illegal than him asking/demanding a bribe? I mean, he's trying to stick it to me, so I stick to him isn't that fair? It has to be funny at least. If I were to get caught and extradited by to the US, I'd bet a prosecutor would find it funny and give me a slap on the wrist.
This reminds me of a trip to boys town by Laredo back in the early 80s. One of our party wanted to knock out the cop working security because his pistola appeared to be rusted solid.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
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Cheesus guys, STFU!