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Posts posted by SHOOTER12
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17 hours ago, Steel Shank said:
I’d like for her to send a demand letter to my johnson.
She gets paid in Sharpies....
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56 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:
Hang on.Dangit Jk, that's Sloopy, or maybe sloppy like SA's mom...ah hell it's all the same.
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On 3/8/2024 at 12:47 PM, nnm said:
Let’s do the time warp again!
~~it's just a jump to the left~~
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16 hours ago, Walser said:
Is that guy even performing anymore?
Who??? Snoopy?
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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
he’s right by the bay, steps away~~"sittin' on the dock of the bay~~~
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aggy sucks milkmen, that is all...
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The more I read this thread, the more I think Mrs. Shooter is going through late menopause. She has basically been in a nonstop rage for 2 years. It's not just me, but the whole family and long time close friends. Dear Jesus, whatever it is, let it end soon🙏🙏🙏
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4 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:
$30 crunch wrap, $15k DWI. The math is easy. I’ve done it dozens of times but I’m also filthy rich.
Not even close to an humble brag...
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7 hours ago, ztejas said:
What on earth. I would be fucking furious.
I had that happen to me in my Vette some years ago. I hadn't gone 2 miles and alarms started going off like crazy. I eased it back to the oil change place and lost it on them. Got a refund on the oil change and 2 years free service. THEY DO NOT CHECK THE TIRES, and I watched them the whole time afterwards.
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39 minutes ago, Deej said:
Rookie.
Lol..
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1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:
Are you drunk right now?
Not yet...you?
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On 3/10/2024 at 3:25 PM, Beau Vine said:
"No such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing."
..or mebbe dumbass drunk fans?
Can't think of a better plan than to dress improperly, get drunk answering wet in su zero temperatures, unless you add stripping off clothes to the mix.
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9 minutes ago, Blotto said:
Signs in Denver for 3years/$20M.
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article286542400.html
Freaking awesome
Dragon
Longhorn
Dolphin
Bronco
Hook 'Em Brandon!
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36 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:
Best damn decision I ever didn’t make!
Unfortunately, I cannot say the same, most horrible thing that has ever happened to me. I absolutely do wish you the best an d hope you continue to enjoy life. You truly seem happy.
HOOK 'EM!
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On 3/3/2024 at 11:28 PM, Lhorn said:
Sometimes being retired is not a decision you make, but a decision others make for you.
Tell me about it, lol
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3 minutes ago, royiv said:
How do you become an architect without a college degree?
See:Costanza, George
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On 3/8/2024 at 7:03 AM, Armybrat said:
Nutcase crackpots are swarming everywhere.
I'm going to have to read this tomorrow when I'm sober...WITEF?
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12 hours ago, Tex Long said:
How old were you? Old enough to golf, eh?
9, old enough to bust a mother fuckers head open with a golf club.
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On 3/7/2024 at 9:07 AM, Scheiss Meister said:
Just like with teens dealing with hormone floods, keep in mind that no matter how miserable your experience is, hers is far worse. Be there for her, be patient, supportive, and comforting, and get fireproof Kevlar armor, with a chain mail overlay.
You know how we know you're a woman without you saying you're a woman?
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It was good knowing you..there is no help for this form of demonic possession, I'll have Immamac check the wreath fund.
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4 hours ago, nnm said:
Man, that’s rough. Sorry Shooter.
The mofo got his. I came out unscathed, but still scary as hell.
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On 3/6/2024 at 10:20 PM, ROFL BOX said:
Wife tonight:
"Do you need to show proof of insurance to buy new tires?"
Haysooscristi, what in the ever loving fuck.. I hope for your sake she can suck a bowling ball through a garden h...ose
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3 hours ago, Incredulity said:
Is there an alt. lyrics version of War Pigs
"Sissies spreading out their asses, wanting everyone who passes..oh lord"
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Holey crap, what a maroon, in other words...a perfect fit for aggt.