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SHOOTER12

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  1. The more I read this thread, the more I think Mrs. Shooter is going through late menopause. She has basically been in a nonstop rage for 2 years. It's not just me, but the whole family and long time close friends.  Dear Jesus,  whatever it is, let it end soon🙏🙏🙏

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  2. 7 hours ago, ztejas said:

    What on earth. I would be fucking furious. 

    I had that happen to me in my Vette some years ago. I hadn't gone 2 miles and alarms started going off like crazy. I eased it back to the oil change place and lost it on them. Got a refund on the oil change and 2 years free service. THEY DO NOT CHECK THE TIRES, and I watched them the whole time afterwards. 

  3. 12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

    How old were you? Old enough to golf, eh?

     

    9, old enough to bust a mother fuckers head open with a golf club.

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  4. On 3/7/2024 at 9:07 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

    Just like with teens dealing with hormone floods, keep in mind that no matter how miserable your experience is, hers is far worse.  Be there for her, be patient, supportive, and comforting, and get fireproof Kevlar armor, with a chain mail overlay.

    You know how we know you're a woman without you saying you're a woman?

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  5. On 3/6/2024 at 10:20 PM, ROFL BOX said:

    Wife tonight:

     

    "Do you need to show proof of insurance to buy new tires?"

    Haysooscristi, what in the ever loving fuck.. I hope for your sake she can suck a bowling ball through a garden h...ose

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