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SHOOTER12

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Everything posted by SHOOTER12

  1. Bout tree-fiddy...
  2. Sooo....where does the "super" come in?
  3. Gives me the urge to either puke or kill someone...
  4. Lol, pos rep for "sea cow"
  5. This.right.here. What a great example to set for young up and coming athletes. "Hey, look at me, I'm a lard assed whale with no discipline or self control when I have access to incredible fitness facilities, WHOOP".
  6. Was i imagining things, or did a lot of aggy run off the field without shaking hands? Wouldn't surprise me from a classy outfit like that........ ...........oh yeah pooooooor aggy!
  7. SHOOTER12 replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz
    I don't hate her...she has just ceased to exist in my world. I refuse to let her harsh my mellow and ruin the reason for the season. And if I try to get sad or depressed...all I have to do is think of Dago Pravio, lolololololololol, the 5' mighty midget!
  8. F that, I'll board the dawned things up first, and NOT aggy style.
  9. SHOOTER12 replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz
    My unpleasant but accurate thought for the year is this... my focus is solely on Christ. I will not be buying one single Christmas gift. I'm married to the antichrist who has tried to destroy me physically, emotionally and spiritually. She has lied to and convinced the children that they should totally have nothing to do with me, so fine. I unselfishly supported her and the children for 32 years. So if they buy into her lying bs... so be it. I will be focusing on the true reason for the season, God Bless you all.
  10. I...uh....wtf, but the D..I'm really, gal dammit did i wake up in bizarro world or whut?
  11. Bama says hello...
  12. After all these years you would figure that they would be used to being mocked and laughed at, after all its turdition.
  13. Just got this corrected by my older sister this morning.... 3-6-9, The goose drank wine, The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line, The line broke, The monkey got choked, And the all went to heaven in a little rowboat, clap clap
  14. Wasn't à dude either, it was an.....?
  15. With a fence post wrapped in barbed wire...
  16. 3-6-9 the goose drank wine, A monkey jumped on the street car line, The line broke, the monkey got choked, And they all went to heaven on a little rowboat, boom boom.... Heard in my childhood in South Texas...
  17. So much so that every time I tried to stand up, I fainted. Just cleared up is why I hadn't posted before now...
  18. Looks like clan rally to me... Looks like clan rally to me...
  19. Notice: Texas University as compared to TEXAS' UNIVERSITY That little punctuation mark makes all the difference.
  20. OK, what the hell is (sp) hullabaloo kineck kineck chigaroo chigarim? Mating song for the sheep?
  21. Got a bunch of T shirt fans in 3rd world countries..or at least T shirts anyway.
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