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SHOOTER12

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  1. "Likes the sound of his own voice", how ironic, that's what the real world thinks of Liucci.
  2. Dangit Jk, that's Sloopy, or maybe sloppy like SA's mom...ah hell it's all the same.
  3. ~~it's just a jump to the left~~
  4. ~~"sittin' on the dock of the bay~~~
  5. aggy sucks milkmen, that is all...
  6. The more I read this thread, the more I think Mrs. Shooter is going through late menopause. She has basically been in a nonstop rage for 2 years. It's not just me, but the whole family and long time close friends. Dear Jesus, whatever it is, let it end soon🙏🙏🙏
  7. I had that happen to me in my Vette some years ago. I hadn't gone 2 miles and alarms started going off like crazy. I eased it back to the oil change place and lost it on them. Got a refund on the oil change and 2 years free service. THEY DO NOT CHECK THE TIRES, and I watched them the whole time afterwards.
  8. ..or mebbe dumbass drunk fans? Can't think of a better plan than to dress improperly, get drunk answering wet in su zero temperatures, unless you add stripping off clothes to the mix.
  9. Freaking awesome Dragon Longhorn Dolphin Bronco Hook 'Em Brandon!
  10. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same, most horrible thing that has ever happened to me. I absolutely do wish you the best an d hope you continue to enjoy life. You truly seem happy. HOOK 'EM!
  11. I'm going to have to read this tomorrow when I'm sober...WITEF?
  12. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    9, old enough to bust a mother fuckers head open with a golf club.
  13. You know how we know you're a woman without you saying you're a woman?
  14. It was good knowing you..there is no help for this form of demonic possession, I'll have Immamac check the wreath fund.
  15. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    The mofo got his. I came out unscathed, but still scary as hell.
  16. Haysooscristi, what in the ever loving fuck.. I hope for your sake she can suck a bowling ball through a garden h...ose
  17. "Sissies spreading out their asses, wanting everyone who passes..oh lord"
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