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SHOOTER12

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  1. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Thought we might be twins after reading this. I could have posted that verbatim and it would be 100% accurate...then I remembered twins don't have a 13 year age differential.
  2. We need a super bowl family insanity thread. WTMFH is going on around here? Grown people that can't handle their freaking liquor. Like I woke up in hell with complete strangers.
  3. The water table here in the East Texas boonies is literally at the top of the ground.
  4. If mine goes before me I'll have her cremated. Then I'll dump her ashes in the toilet and take a huge chili shit on them before flushing.
  5. Sounds to me like somebody got busted. Hang thy heads in shame you fucking maggots.
  6. Try driving in Mexico, it will make NO seem like heaven.
  7. I had read somewhere it's real. Isn't tat the stadium that is on a "tray" and they roll it in and out? Don't remember where I read the article, only that there's tons of complaints already about the playing surface.
  8. I'm pulling KC simply because Mahomes played his high school ball just up the road for me and Omenihu.
  9. She wènt from back flip days to bat shit craze.
  10. Lol, I hit 179 and it still told me I did not qualify.
  11. Almost went into the Air Force in '77 and according to all of the aptitude tests I was told I'd be trained as an air traffic controller if that was acceptable to me. I cannot remember how many times over the next several days that I was warned about how stressful it was. Was also told about the nervous breakdowns, suicides and a very short career path even in the commercial end of it due to stress. I don't remember the washout rate, but I do remember thinking "holy shit", not good.
  12. I'd have lost my shit with her and the manager both. I banked with BOA from the early 90s until about 2003 and they were great. From everything I've heard the last several years they have really fell off the cliff.
  13. Nice looking shoes, withe the exception of the horrid color combination.
  14. Blanc du bois...does that mean "the white boys"? If so, very aggy indeed
  15. Well here goes nothing. People, family members,sons and daughters who have no idea that their dear old mom and pop have no fucking business driving any longer. I went to Walmart yesterday and had loaded my groceries into my pickup and was returning the cart to the corral when a blue hair tried to pull in besides my truck. I had to jump back to keep her from running over me. Then to make matters loose, she continued to pull up alongside my truck on the passenger side, clipping my rear bumper with her front bumper and then her mirror dru alon the bed of the truck. She continued on, pulling completely through the parking space and clear through the next one in front of her. She then kept jockeying for position to try to get in the space in front of me. I had tried to wave her down and even triggered the alarm on my key fob to try to get her attention. I finally got her to stop and asked her, "you do fucking realize you just hit my GD truck don't you"? I get a puzzled look and a "no". I told her she needed to park way the hell away from everyone if she couldn't drive any fucking better than that. Left 4 big paint streaks on my truck, and being an old, yes she was driving a ficking Buick. I was honestly ashamed afterwards about how I went off on her but damn man, there's no excuse for that shit.
  16. SHOOTER12

    I'm sorry guys

    Just don't let anyone know where you hid the bodies..... Srsly, granted it's impossible to read every thread, but I have not noticed anything out of sorts or belligerent on your part. Wishing you the best brother.
  17. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Ouch!!! About the broken ankle at a Texas game....she was kicking some okie or aggy ass ill bet.
  18. Dude, uh no, not cool even if kidding.
  19. The "turdition" of embarrassing the whole freaking state continues.
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