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SHOOTER12

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  1. The more I read this thread, the more I think Mrs. Shooter is going through late menopause. She has basically been in a nonstop rage for 2 years. It's not just me, but the whole family and long time close friends. Dear Jesus, whatever it is, let it end soon🙏🙏🙏
  2. I had that happen to me in my Vette some years ago. I hadn't gone 2 miles and alarms started going off like crazy. I eased it back to the oil change place and lost it on them. Got a refund on the oil change and 2 years free service. THEY DO NOT CHECK THE TIRES, and I watched them the whole time afterwards.
  3. ..or mebbe dumbass drunk fans? Can't think of a better plan than to dress improperly, get drunk answering wet in su zero temperatures, unless you add stripping off clothes to the mix.
  4. Freaking awesome Dragon Longhorn Dolphin Bronco Hook 'Em Brandon!
  5. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same, most horrible thing that has ever happened to me. I absolutely do wish you the best an d hope you continue to enjoy life. You truly seem happy. HOOK 'EM!
  6. I'm going to have to read this tomorrow when I'm sober...WITEF?
  7. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    9, old enough to bust a mother fuckers head open with a golf club.
  8. You know how we know you're a woman without you saying you're a woman?
  9. It was good knowing you..there is no help for this form of demonic possession, I'll have Immamac check the wreath fund.
  10. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    The mofo got his. I came out unscathed, but still scary as hell.
  11. Haysooscristi, what in the ever loving fuck.. I hope for your sake she can suck a bowling ball through a garden h...ose
  12. "Sissies spreading out their asses, wanting everyone who passes..oh lord"
  13. November 22, 1963, 6th floor of thr book depository bldg. I've just got to know for sure...and if possible, stop it.
  14. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Full disclosure, as a kid I had a perverted uncle who wanted to teach me the game of golf. The balls he was interested in weren't dimpled...fucking bastard.
  15. Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever.
  16. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Troof! Faggety leisure activity, not a sport. Golf was ruined for me in my childhood...
  17. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    You're a better man than I am. I'd love to participate in some form of athletic competition, but just going to the grocery store and having to take several breaks due to pain kind of dims my hopes of it ever happening. Yeah, I'm jealous...
  18. I ate a vegetable once, if she enjoyed it, she didn't let on at all.
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