Vertigo

OK, so 5 star WRs from Centex/DFW seem to be uh.. unstable.

Tulsa big dicking Texas boosters again confirmed.

That, and I would look forward to them eviscerating their coach all offseason who has a damn near 90% winning percentage and driving him to the NFL. tOSU much like Oklahoma seems to have been largely historically immune from bad hires with a few exceptions. Watching Oklahoma come to grips with the fact that they can actually fuck up has been fun. I would love to see tOSU go through a down cycle as well.

Now suddenly Arch doesnt have an arm and makes poor decisions. Oh yeah, and he is injury prone.

I didn't expect this kind of attitude from an herb.

Sideshow bucco

All of these guys are stupidly assuming that Banks falls below this magical threshold of being 6'4, and they think he has short arms for some reason. He has been officially measured and is confirmed to be 6'4 and he will have a better wingspan than most think. Banks will be the first OT off the board. These draft guys pick a favorite trope for the season and just beat the shit out of it until everyone thinks it is factual. Mel Kiper is still felating Will Levis as this criminally undervalued quarterback, even though he never threw for more than 2500 yards in a season. Chris Simms was fucking the chicken that was Zack Wilson as the best QB in the draft. On and on it goes with no repercussions to their abject stupidity.

So we have established we have a man on the inside, and a roadmap to terms. Now it is down to negotiating. The DOGE school of business has a nice ring to it, plus Mrs. Simkinsman...

He doesn't have ideal size to be a first round guy, and he doesn't make up for it with 4.3 speed. That will ding him on draft boards, but there isn't much about the player on film that you don't like.

Oh noes! Starkvegas and Lexington at night back to back is going to be worse than the drunken tortilla throwers. To be fair it will probably be worse than Kyle field.

OK fuck this shit. Someone needs to take one for the team and send their wife to honeypot Musk. Begun the vagina wars have.

You are blaming Elon for this? Alrighty then.

Jerry Jones has become Al Davis and Mark Davis all rolled into one.