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Ugh, fuck.. fine. I guess tag me in then.
Diego Pavia on his best day is heaving it 150 yards per game. That is only slightly farther than Brandon Baker heaves us backwards every game with penalties.
Diego Pavia is known as a field general and a leader. I guess you really do pick up some things in your early 30's. If he had a star for every year of eligibility he would be an 8 star general - Supreme leader of the galactic fleet and second only to gimpy the nacho vendor for longest tenured retard at Vanderbilt.
Diego Pavia bears a striking resemblance to that time I pressed my bulldogs face against my ex-girlfriend's windshield to see how much snot and drool I could get on there.
Diego Pavia once beat Joe Namath in a pushup contest when both were in their prime.
Diego Pavia is going to shit out his own helmet on Saturday after about the 14th TFL. It will be slightly less entertaining than watching him become the trainee of the month at Duncan Donuts in January.
Diego Pavia is both the before and after uncle Rico at the same time.
Diego Pavia regularly throws for more yards in warmups than in games.
Diego Pavia once fought a trashcan and lost.
Diego Pavia threw for... checks notes... 1,485 yards during his high school career. South Austin's mom has a body count bigger than that.
Diego Pavia has never ended a season above 60% completions, even at New Mexico Military Junior College.
Diego Pavia is making over $2 Million in NIL this season, that equates to almost $760 per passing yard for his career season average.
But VERTIGOOOO... HE IS A RUNNIN Quarterback! Diego Pavia runs like the statues outside the coop.
Diego Pavia has only once rushed for more than 800 yards in his decades long college career.
Diego Pavia idolizes Johnny Manziel. Chances that Pavia exits Vanderbilt with any of his NIL money are zero point zero. But it's not all bad, at least him and Johnny can sit together when they try do autograph sessions at the local 7eleven.
Diego Pavia is the first college quarterback to get a Propecia NIL deal.
Diego Pavia is so stupid he failed the doctor's exam on hims.com
I hear they came out with a new grading system for Diego Pavia at Vanderbilt, it is called the Pavia Curve.