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  1. Huh? I dislike aggy as much as the next guy, but saying they are a financial negative to the conference is way off the mark. Financial engineering aside, they are still a top 10 revenue generator in college sports. They are annoying, they are idiots, but they aren't a financial negative. Ask Greg Sankey to choose between A&M and Miss State, Vandy, or Mizzou and see what happens. Hell, I am not sure Auburn or Ole Miss would even survive that conversation.
  2. They have until Friday and then I am dropping their asses.
  3. Vertigo

    Baylor sucks.

    At worst we have some heavy petting.
  4. Look man, preseason All-Ivy players don't just show up in the portal every day. I bet this guy was even an honorable mention all district player at one point.
  5. The issue we had last year was more about the structure of the offense than it was OL talent. Teams figured out that when we were all bunched up in those tight formations that they could send the house at us and get home almost every time. That really came home to roost with Kirby in the Georgia game last year, but we had been seeing glimpses of it all season. Plus Quinn's pocket presence and elusiveness were embarrassing.
  6. If I am James Franklin and I wanted to be a real motherfucker, I would sign on to coach at the next university for minimum wage due to the offset language in the Penn State contract. Then I would go to my new school and say "Use my coaching salary as an NIL warchest". You would turn some shit around super quickly and hamstring Penn State in the process.
  7. Franklin is a good coach, he is just not a top 5 coach. An Auburn, Va Tech, Ok State, Florida State, etc would kill to have that guy.
  8. Those slimming filters are getting really powerful.
  9. Emmitt was elite at sliding in the hole while still moving forward. He never really had to change direction in that running scheme. Outside zone requires you to start sideways, and then stick your foot in the ground and head downhill. Lots more time for defenses to flow to you with extra defenders.
  10. I just realized they have Samford the week before our game.. what a joke. So just like Florida, Kentucky, and Oklahoma, they will basically be coming off of a bye. In Oklahoma's case it was a bye and a cupcake in back to back weeks before they face us. That is egregious scheduling.
  11. Haven't you heard? Arch is a spare. The UTEP game is all we needed to see.
  12. Agree, why wouldn't we want Georgia to win? If we go on the road next week and finally get over the hump in Athens, that is going to be the win that gets us into the playoffs even if we do drop one of the last two games.
  13. You haven't been paying attention, but Baker is turning into a very good tackle. He has grown a ton over the last month. I think that Daniel Cruz is going to factor into the interior next season in some capacity, but I would love to see us take a couple of guards in the portal.
  14. NM.. already posted
  15. You guys could manage to complain during a blowjob. Shut the fuck up in here for a few weeks until our first negative play against Georgia at least.
  16. When you are trying to reset the market in the wrong direction, you are going to wind up with your choice of D2 and NAIA coaches.
  17. That is some quality TE reps right there.
  18. Um. No.. Pocket Awareness is one of Arch's strengths. It is more his processing speed and accuracy that will cause problems. He takes a lot of sacks because he is determined to stick in the pocket and get a throw off because it takes him too long to see the open guy. He is awesome at sliding in the pocket and avoiding the first rusher. Quinn looked like a giraffe on rollerskates when a free rusher came at him.
  19. 21967 #350 Posted 3 minutes ago Crossposting Ugh, fuck.. fine. I guess tag me in then. Diego Pavia on his best day is heaving it 150 yards per game. That is only slightly farther than Brandon Baker heaves us backwards every game with penalties. Diego Pavia is known as a field general and a leader. I guess you really do pick up some things in your early 30's. If he had a star for every year of eligibility he would be an 8 star general - Supreme leader of the galactic fleet and second only to gimpy the nacho vendor for longest tenured retard at Vanderbilt. Diego Pavia bears a striking resemblance to that time I pressed my bulldogs face against my ex-girlfriend's windshield to see how much snot and drool I could get on there. Diego Pavia once beat Joe Namath in a pushup contest when both were in their prime. Diego Pavia is going to shit out his own helmet on Saturday after about the 14th TFL. It will be slightly less entertaining than watching him become the trainee of the month at Duncan Donuts in January. Diego Pavia is both the before and after uncle Rico at the same time. Diego Pavia regularly throws for more yards in warmups than in games. Diego Pavia once fought a trashcan and lost. Diego Pavia threw for... checks notes... 1,485 yards during his high school career. South Austin's mom has a body count bigger than that. Diego Pavia has never ended a season above 60% completions, even at New Mexico Military Junior College. Diego Pavia is making over $2 Million in NIL this season, that equates to almost $760 per passing yard for his career season average. But VERTIGOOOO... HE IS A RUNNIN Quarterback! Diego Pavia runs like the statues outside the coop. Diego Pavia has only once rushed for more than 800 yards in his decades long college career. Diego Pavia idolizes Johnny Manziel. Chances that Pavia exits Vanderbilt with any of his NIL money are zero point zero. But it's not all bad, at least him and Johnny can sit together when they try do autograph sessions at the local 7eleven. Diego Pavia is the first college quarterback to get a Propecia NIL deal. Diego Pavia is so stupid he failed the doctor's exam on hims.com I hear they came out with a new grading system for Diego Pavia at Vanderbilt, it is called the Pavia Curve.
  20. Ugh, fuck.. fine. I guess tag me in then. Diego Pavia on his best day is heaving it 150 yards per game. That is only slightly farther than Brandon Baker heaves us backwards every game with penalties. Diego Pavia is known as a field general and a leader. I guess you really do pick up some things in your early 30's. If he had a star for every year of eligibility he would be an 8 star general - Supreme leader of the galactic fleet and second only to gimpy the nacho vendor for longest tenured retard at Vanderbilt. Diego Pavia bears a striking resemblance to that time I pressed my bulldogs face against my ex-girlfriend's windshield to see how much snot and drool I could get on there. Diego Pavia once beat Joe Namath in a pushup contest when both were in their prime. Diego Pavia is going to shit out his own helmet on Saturday after about the 14th TFL. It will be slightly less entertaining than watching him become the trainee of the month at Duncan Donuts in January. Diego Pavia is both the before and after uncle Rico at the same time. Diego Pavia regularly throws for more yards in warmups than in games. Diego Pavia once fought a trashcan and lost. Diego Pavia threw for... checks notes... 1,485 yards during his high school career. South Austin's mom has a body count bigger than that. Diego Pavia has never ended a season above 60% completions, even at New Mexico Military Junior College. Diego Pavia is making over $2 Million in NIL this season, that equates to almost $760 per passing yard for his career season average. But VERTIGOOOO... HE IS A RUNNIN Quarterback! Diego Pavia runs like the statues outside the coop. Diego Pavia has only once rushed for more than 800 yards in his decades long college career. Diego Pavia idolizes Johnny Manziel. Chances that Pavia exits Vanderbilt with any of his NIL money are zero point zero. But it's not all bad, at least him and Johnny can sit together when they try do autograph sessions at the local 7eleven. Diego Pavia is the first college quarterback to get a Propecia NIL deal. Diego Pavia is so stupid he failed the doctor's exam on hims.com I hear they came out with a new grading system for Diego Pavia at Vanderbilt, it is called the Pavia Curve.
  21. Concussion protocol, how does it work Chip? If he didn't start his on field work on Sunday he can't clear protocols this week.
  22. He still hasn't actually developed. The Briles offense just sks those guys to run go routes, posts, and slants. He is fast, but even then he had two drops running basic routes while running wide open. Two years ago when he played for OU? Drop in the cotton bowl.
  23. This is actually the funniest game recap Pate has ever done. Legit lol.
  24. Surly Jesus has just delivered his sermon on the couch. Repent sinners.
  25. Mark Stoops is a tariff on joy.. lol
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