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SHOOTER12

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  1. On 3/5/2024 at 6:50 AM, Frank The Tank said:

    I can understand not liking golf, but I’m not sure I get why it needs to be expressed with that  term in this day and age. 

     

    On 3/5/2024 at 9:40 PM, Ignatius said:

    Don’t be a fucking homo…

    Full disclosure,  as a kid I had a perverted uncle who wanted to teach me the game of golf. The balls he was interested in weren't dimpled...fucking bastard. 

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  2. 3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

    Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:

     

    Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever. 

  3. 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    Nobody needs more golf in their life

    Troof! Faggety leisure activity, not a sport.

    Golf was ruined for me in my childhood...

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  4. 3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    Yep.  I'm still playing soccer after all these years.  Metallic knees and all.  I can't walk away just yet.  First game this past Sunday.  I hadn't done a ton of preparation/exercise over the past 3 months, so I was worried about how my body would react.  Turns out, it wasn't an issue.  I pinched a nerve in my neck the morning of, picking up my soccer bag.  On the IR before getting into the car.

     

    You're a better man than I am. I'd love to participate in some form of athletic competition,  but just going to the grocery store and having to take several breaks due to pain kind of dims my hopes of it ever happening. 

    Yeah, I'm jealous...

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  5. On 1/28/2024 at 2:31 PM, ButtFumble said:

    ss3s2fxosrb41.thumb.webp.526a6a920fc1036ac23c78a883cbd34f.webp

     

    carpeted bathroom walls

     

     

     

    Wholly crap.

    On a  a side note that is the exact faucet and countertop we have in the half bath under the stairs.

     

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  6. 16 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

    At least Hill is now taking on someone a bit more his size. Beating up on kids and pregnant women undoubtedly gets a little old after awhile. Moving onto to plus-sized girls seems like a natural progression for the piece of shit. 

     

    https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/dolphins-tyreek-hill-accused-of-purposefully-breaking-womans-leg-in-civil-lawsuit/

     

     

     

    HallHillHallHillHall....

    Say it fast it kind of sounds like a donkeys' bray...or jackass.

  7. 8 hours ago, Crapinon said:

    Probably should go in the divorce thread but I'm not divorced so I'll put it here. 

    "Referencing research pertaining to corporate psychopaths and how they operate in high-achieving roles in workplaces, Dr. Boddy explains female psychopaths tend to be more manipulative than males, use different techniques to create good impressions, and use deceit and sexually seductive behavior to gain social and financial advantages more often than male psychopaths." 

    https://studyfinds.org/female-psychopaths-are-surprisingly-common/

    See also: Pharma sales reps at doctors offices.

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  8. On 2/26/2024 at 6:41 AM, 52-80 said:

    it makes sense if you dont want to eat a lot and dont want to waste.  some restaurants will sell dishes at "half portion" and charge 75%.  win-win.

    the spaniards sell small sized Caña beers.  im 100% onboard

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    My wife nearly always orders off the kids menu, not because she's cheap, ĵust because she doesn't eat much and watches her caloric intake.  Of course at 5'11" and 138lbs at 66 years old... I'm not complaining...and no, no pics freakos.

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  9. 1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

    Adidas is Adolf Dassler, Puma is his brother Rudolf Dassler. 

    FWIW, back in the day, I liked the Pumas better for field sports like Rugby.

    I had a pair of white Puma football cleats back in '82 for neighborhood football games. They were the best pair of cleats I ever owned. 

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  10. 13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    This dude shovels more shit than the classless trash who threw it on our band. 

    Texas A&M is the pussy school who ran away from us, refused to play us when we challenged them, and threw a wall-eyed fit when they found out we were coming to the SEC. We’ve beaten that ass for well over 100 years and we’re going to resume beating that ass in the SEC.

    Shut your hole, bitch. Daddy’s home. 

    If they were to leave now, the visual would be so negative and so clear there wouldn't be a single person on earth(aside from aggy) that wouldn't realize what cowardly, useless pieces of shit they truly are.

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  11. 6 hours ago, Superhero said:

    I'm not an animal. We have office provided snatch. 

     

     

    Should have said "lunch OF champions". It's become a common phrase amongst 5-10 of us who are too busy at times to go out.

    That would be better....

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