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Bull Horn

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  1. Lucille by Kenny Rogers.

    Guy is in a bar in Toledo - depressing enough - trying to pick up what turns out to be a married woman. Then fears for his life when the gigantic husband walks into the bar and interrupts his attempt to pick up some strange. Ends his night suffering from erectile dysfunction.

  2. 1690 - Massachusetts issues the first paper money in the American colonies.

     

    1913 - The Sixteenth Amendment to the Constitution was ratified, granting Congress the authority to levy income taxes.

     

    1959 - Rock and roll artists Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J. P. “The Big Bopper” Richardson were killed in a plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa, together with pilot Roger Peterson.

     

    1995 - Astronaut Eileen Collins became the first woman to pilot a space shuttle, the Discovery.

     

     

     

     

  3. On July 4, 1776, two days after after voting for independence, the Continental Congress formally approved the Declaration of Independence after debating and revising the wording.

    TLDR: Suck it, King George.

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  4. Josh James, ladies and gentlemen, Josh James.

    Was gonna say send his ass to Round Rock or Corpus, but fuck that - no need for Express and Hooks fans to suffer too. Send him to A ball or just have him pitch at the spring training complex to mannequins.

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