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Posts posted by smuggs
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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Jfc. I know this dude personally.
He has Mickey Mouse tattooed on his forearm, with what looks to be balloons and hearts.
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41 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:
my my my said the spider to the fly, I've got some toys I think you might wanna try
I can remember being at the pool as a kid, these fuckers would land on your head and the natural response would be to get under the water....except the motherfuckers would take the dive with you.
Had one find his way into my garage a few months ago. I was out there boozing and farting around one night and when I heard the distinctive A-10 Warthog turbofan noise, it sent a chill up my spine. It was like that scene in Aliens where Ripley and Newt are trapped in the med lab.
I took his ass out with a beach towel but only after ~15 minutes of ducking, diving, dodging and screaming like a woman.
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Just now, NoName said:
how are they for voice calls?
I've only taken one call on them but it went great. The audio was easy enough to hear and it didn't appear the caller on the other end had any difficulties hearing me. I was listening to SiriusXM when the call came through and they seamlessly stopped the music, notified me of the call and connected when I said "answer". Music started streaming again when the call was over - I never took my phone out of my pocket.
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Horseflies.
I live in southwest Louisiana. It's not an irrational fear. In the summer they are everywhere. When the sun starts to set, they come at you like Arnold after Sarah Connor. They are the definition of relentless evil.
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4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:
God forbid you jump side saddle on that fence right next to you. That’s what every UPS and FedEx delivery guy on this planet would have done.
What a dildo.
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Anytime Helen Hunt appears on the screen.
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I just bought a pair of Jabra Elite Actives a few weeks ago and I love em. Solid BT connection (iphone user), fit well, good battery life, great sound. They are fairly low profile so I don't look like fucking Lobot while I mow the lawn. My only gripe is that the charging case lid is hard to pop open, I always feel like I'm going to break it.
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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:
Whoa
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14 hours ago, TeddyBearStallion said:
......because her body hasn't rejected an organ in 7 years.
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So you're saying if we just bring the homeless pizza, they'll stop trying to accost people? Sounds like a plan!
Can I use your bathroom?
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Csb - The LT tornado in '97 came over the hilltop and erased the circled house down to the slab. The guy was a builder and had just moved into the house earlier that year. The dude's wife and kid were home and ran to the neighbor's house that is just out of the frame to the right. That house sits across a ravine and was untouched.
I worked on my cousin's framing crew as a summer job, and a few months later the guy hired my cousin to re-frame the exact same house in the same spot. I worked on it for a few weeks until classes started back up at ACC.
A couple of facts:
- His roof structure was found on some ranch land a few miles away near 71.
- His F250 was turned end-over-end a few times and lying in the ravine near the house.
- His kid's rabbits were in an outdoor enclosure that was found somewhere else. The rabbits were properly tenderized.
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The certified squirrel resistant shirt is pretty great.
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On 7/29/2019 at 1:33 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:
Staggering omission of Mark the Bagger.
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Preferably in my garage, alone, whilst drinking beer.
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1 hour ago, NowThis said:
I have some Best Buy coupons for sale should you take this route. PM for details.
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Not really yacht rock but an underrated Dr. Hook jam with a fantastic horndog video:
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3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:
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2nd quarter? You must have the intestinal fortitude of that Japanese hot dog-eating guy.
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21 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:
Maybe you need to climb down from that roof and watch a little gardening porn.
He's more into flashing and hot mop porn.
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I bet those eviction disputes can turn into a real pickle.
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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:
This is outstanding.
Full House, except every character is Ron Swanson
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I'd still take Aunt BeckySwanson to pound town.