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  1. 28 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

    Oh yea..... Asian massage parlor.  I hope he's forced to sell the Pats.

     

     

     

    I am surprised that a business that advertises a 'Table Shower' attracted the attention of law enforcement. 

    Perhaps 'Couch Rinse' would have been more discreet.

  2. 1 hour ago, TornACL said:

    I feel bad for y'all who hear cookie rankings and immediately think of cookie brands.

    Didn't anybody ever love you and make you homemade cookies? 

    Chocolate chip (properly made) is the goat. And it's a big gulf between one and two. 

     

    Everyone knows that homemade is the best. But how can I prove that my Grandma's chocolate chip is vastly superior to your mom's piece of shit Oatmeal Raisin?

    Store bought is the only route to a universally accepted, certifiable belt. And this is The Champion:

     

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    We ended up in the hotel room for three entire days.  28 inches of snow with 8 foot drifts had fallen in the area and they couldn't get it cleared for at least 2 days.  I don't know why, but they couldn't.  The third day we finally were cleared to go, my bashed-up car made it to Buffalo.

    Probably some front-end damage to the cock-n-balls, amirite?

  4. 32 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

    I am less curious from a pure “why” standpoint, because any of the reasoning will sound a bit crazy to me, but I am really curious what gave him the idea that he would get away with it? That is the part that amazes me.

     

    Involving two accomplices for the king's ransom of $3500 was a brilliant plan. Complete with the purchase of traceable evidence from a local hardware store... This guy is a Mensa candidate.

    I guess there are people who have never caught a re-run of Forensic Files on the 23 different channels that the show airs on?

  5. I don’t know why his two buddies from Empire would agree to go in on this. What’s in it for them, a few bucks? Is this dude that flush with work and cash that these guys would believe that he was going to put them on the Hollywood fast track to fame (if they pulled this off)?

    Talk about a couple of nincompoops if this all really turns out to be shenanigans.

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    Ford is also recalling 4,200 2019 model Ford Mustang, Lincoln Nautilus and Lincoln Navigator vehicles...

    I didn't realize Lincoln produced a vehicle named after my 2nd favorite cephalopod.

     

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  7. 52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    For me, not forced to watch on a regular basis, this stuff is all unwatchable.

    I hear you, and a lot of it can be pretty terrible. Frozen sucked ass. But like Buffsoldier said above - you have a kid and you watch how excited they get and how magical this stuff is for them. The patience thing goes out the window when from in my kitchen I can hear my shy, reserved daughter singing "Let it Go" from the playroom upstairs when she thinks nobody is listening. It makes her happy and that makes me happy.

    And for every Frozen there is a Jungle Book, for every Trolls there is a Muppet Movie, for every My Little Pony there is a Dumbo, etc...

     

     

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