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Digdogger

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  1. I was sitting in my chair this afternoon and started getting a really weird feeling. Something was clearly wrong. My right leg was kind of curled up, knee in the air. I had a feeling something wasn’t right. That’s when I looked down and realized one of my balls had slipped out my cargo shorts. Is that a symptom?
  2. I love that guy. He got a raw deal in getting fired from doing the Aflac ads though
  3. Both my grandfathers and 3 cousins have their official cause of death listed as “pollution”
  4. This is terrible news. I hope none of them were the sexy ones
  5. I’m seeing some pretty scar numbers of deaths from Coronavirus in Mexico. I’ll post later, but it seems like one side effect they are seeing down there is that a lot of the infected are from rival cartels and their heads are falling off
  6. The good news of that chart is that your cough is better sooner if you die. So that’s something to look forward to
  7. Maybe they already flatten the curve to a basic slope
  8. Why is she wearing a mask in her house when the article says wear it in public? And who’s the perv taking the picture through her window and night and where are the rest of those pics?
  9. Well he's mostly buttchugging, so maybe he needs to shut the back door
  10. Asian massage parlors
  11. I take all my advice from people who chose “looking at wieners” as a profession
  12. Why stop there? How’s Libya, Somalia and Yemen doing with their quarantines?
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