Everything posted by hobbs
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The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
Okay, if the shitshow is really moving over here, from the greatness that was Urban or Bust, let's do this right. One, two, three: Mayo, guns, fisting, BBQ, Taco Bell, RGL/Mr. Orange/Caddox, McRibs, bourbon, etc. Go!
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Urban Meyer or bust
Well...fuck me. Now where the hell will we go to talk about BBQ, guns, burgers, mayo, Tex Mex, shitty towns, etc.?😉
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Sorry for dp, but I would pay a year of Urban's salary for a GM burger right now.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This. We wore that place out...excellent burger.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This. We wore that place out...excellent burger.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Ya think? I actually feel pretty good after watching that.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The best place around here (Tyler area), by far, is Bodacious on Mobberly in Longview...it's not even close. Everything there is top notch. Country Tavern ribs are okay, but Stanley's ribs are better. Stanley's sandwiches, especially the Mother Clucker, are strong, but the brisket isn't nearly as good as Bodacious Mobberley. Pat G's is okay and a fun/different experience, especially if you are nostalgic about it like I am, but the food is average at best. Or, there's always the McRib, of course.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Food talk progression: McRib (first and foremost) --> Burgers (no mayo) --> Taco Bell --> BBQ (finally)
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Urban Meyer or bust
Have heard it's really good and will be checking it out. Have driven by it several times, but it's hard for me to stop when Mueller's is right down the road a bit.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Yep, it's Waco.
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Urban Meyer or bust
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Urban Meyer or bust
My memory is not great but, when we used to get late-night grub at the Taco Bell on the Drag (very often), I could swear that nasty ass shit was known as Pizza Pizzazz. The discontinued TB item I've always mourned is the Taco Light...it was f'in delicious. One of you photoshop artistes needs to create a meme of Urbs snarfing Pizza Pizzazz on the golf cart, instead of Papa John's or whatever it was...chop chop. And, add to your running list of shitty towns, any and all backwoods bungholes that don't have a Bell.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Meyer, McRib & Mayo, PLLC
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Urban Meyer or bust
I'm thinking "Kirk Barton" is actually some toothless hick from one of the towns we've been trashing all day. F that guy.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Yes, of course, excellent idea and we'll have plenty of mayo wherever this goes down.
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Urban Meyer or bust
After this shit year, and this utterly amazing fiasco of a thread, if we don't get Urban, I may move to one of these fuckhole towns we are discussing and start running meth & shine with the locals. Unlike the neighboring trailers, there'll be no satellite dish or dial-up interwebs, so I won't have to suffer through losses to TCUs, narrow wins over your Techs, demoralizing OU games, 11 o'clockers on Fox, LHB not playing, decommits, opt outs, etc.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Actually, those aren't south of Nac, but scary nonetheless.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Timpson, Tenaha or Cushing?
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Urban Meyer or bust
I'll agree that there are shittier places than Corsicana and someone above was right about the bakery at least having clean bathrooms, but it's not good when your big selling points are fruit cake, clean bathrooms and a HEB. There are way crappier places between Waco and Tyler, namely Brownsboro, Kerens, Malakoff, etc...all bad. That said, Waco is still the absolute fucking worst.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Yep, it's bad.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Has the Palace decided whether this Larry character knows shit or not?
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Urban Meyer or bust
It may not be on most of your lists of worst towns in Texas, but I f'in despise Waco. Primarily because of tired-ass Baylor, but it sucks balls on many levels. I hate driving through that rapey, hypocritical, Fixer Upper silo shithole. It's the Palace of Tiredness. I feel better now.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Help...someone please provide a quick updated synopsis of the overnight goodness, so I don't get a massive roid from sitting here (you know where) scrolling through the madness for an hour...please. Flights, Ram/Slick/Apple Rock, burning couches, cysts, fisting, curtains, etc.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I know that's not happening, but it would be bad ass.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Correct, and the Fox coverage of our games has been f'in horrendous. Now, back to Urbs saga.