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hobbs

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  1. Holy shit, well, there you have it. The audio isn't great...do they discuss the 3-man front?
  2. Surely it's just that everyone likes talking about the stripper + pet sex monkey combo, since no one knows jack shit about the remaining coaching hires.
  3. Update: Sark meeting with Monkey Gia today, in part to make sure her rabies vaccine is current, her nails are properly clipped and she's not married to running a 3-man front. Fingers crossed.
  4. Yep, does anyone really expect a DC announcement at this thing?
  5. So much for that bullshit.
  6. Don't be so sure...you haven't seen Monkey Gia's rider yet.
  7. As mentioned above, the safe/hedge play is a Monkey Gia fisting...Card hands will create some discomfort, but not cause prolapsing.
  8. If Gabe's friend is RGL, Caddox, the Squid, Monkey Gia or the like, I am not excite.
  9. Cool, will check it out. Thanks guys.
  10. I'm calling it now...Monkey Gia & Pole Assassin as Co-DCs. If it doesn't happen, I'll let Monkey Gia fist me. Looks to have tiny Card-like hands.
  11. Pole Assassin + Monkey Gia = Shit, I don't know what the hell it equals.
  12. Mercy. Whoever this is for DC...we'll wreck shop recruiting.
  13. Does your BMD source not know?
  14. I'm simply not sleuthy enough (and I'm too damn lazy) to figure out the pet monkey reference with Banks, but somebody needs to explain...please. Regardless, sign up the guy with the stripper wife and pet sex monkey...chop chop.
  15. Except for the meat I guess
  16. While it's hard to fathom, I think I might actually be more tuned in to this thread than the greatness that was Urban or Bust. Maybe because this shit is actually real and less McRibcentric?
  17. Don't know what kind of coach he is, but dude was a badass at San Fran.
  18. Good grief, I'd rather read about McRibs or mayo than all of this space gun bullshit. When is Boom getting here?
  19. I think you may be right.
  20. I guess that could be the case, but I sure hope not. Seems like an ass backwards way to get a good DC.
  21. Damn, this thread is moving at close to Urban or Bust pace. Thought I'd get some work done this week...ain't happening.
  22. We'd need Cleve back to ride herd on that bunch.
  23. Welp, in the absence of any decent Urb-related news, looks like f'in boots are the new McRib/guns/BBQ/bourbon/curtains, etc.
  24. No shit, where is old RGL? Is he in a McRib-induced coma?
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