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7 hours ago, 'stache said:
Gundy is usually pretty good in meaningless bowl games. With aggy in chaos and us having lost little to the portal this far as opposed to last year I think we’ll handle them pretty easy.
I’m rooting for you Boone Pickens worshipping assholes!
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12 hours ago, TreatyOak said:
If I were the AD, I would immediately sign him to a contract extension that pays him $78M if we fire him. The number could decrease somewhat each year but still be much higher than any other buyout. However, I would make sure the extension allows him to leave for any other job. I know this seems like poor financial management, and is unprecedented, but it demonstrates our commitment to our success.
Edit: I’ve been hesitant to share this, but it’s really been bugging me that we didn’t present him w a future championship trophy at his opening press conference. We could have left the date blank. It would have been a beautiful gesture that would have been really respected by all the other schools.
Shit, let’s just win a couple more games and give him one with the full date!
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9 hours ago, gmr548 said:
I hate OU because they have earned it. I don’t hate aggy. Losing to them in football sucks but mostly I’m kind of weirded out by them.You have to admit though, beating aggy is fun as hell!
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Red Raiders - notice that you’re not even in the discussion here
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3 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:
I have a question. Hear me out, I know I know, but it's about Quinn Ewers.
Can someone explain why Ewers has a better QB rating in the second half? Is the entire first half scripted? I have heard references to this.
Second but related question. Why does Quinn never appear to audible out of bad plays? I will hang up and listen.
Damn, I came here to talk about the Godzillatron and you be all on subject and shit.
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CJ would have been fun to watch in Sark’s offense.
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I love how the Quinn Ewers thread has morphed into the “debate about Texas football history thread.” I can’t wait until Rooster Andrews name pops up ha ha.
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2 hours ago, Pimphand said:
I feel like we need to bring back the RC Didn't Offer name for the 'crooting forum
We need “Slocum on a mobile” to come back.
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19 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:
That girl is currently Mrs. Applewhite. She lived in Dobie. I'd run into Ricky in the elevator a couple of times per month.
I guess she went back
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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:
I know nothing about Vince's personal life, but I will go out on a limb and wager that Street got better pussy.
Now you’re comparing 2 different eras, full bush vs groomed/waxed.
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1 hour ago, Nivek said:
Pretty sure that story was b.s.
there is a reason the team liked Simms more.Probably because Major fucked Ricky’s girl (allegedly)
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15 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:
Just showing the talent we have with Quinn
I heard Shea Morenz got in a fight in the shower when he was at UT.
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11 minutes ago, NoName said:
I remember when this happened, and I didn’t give any kind of fucks whether or not one of those shitty schools got into the playoff.
The only similar situation where I kind of sympathized was when Okie Lite got left out of the BCS national championship game, but that was more because I didn’t want to see a rematch for the MNC. Fuck Boone Pickens and his refs.
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3 hours ago, immamac said:
I threw up that night - a lot.
Hopefully you’ve gotten most of it out of the beard by now.
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This sounds so fucking awesome! If I was at a different place in life I would be all over it. I’ll have to live vicariously through you guys.
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As long as we’re listing old QB’s, we must include Peter the Great!
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23 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:
In my life, it's
1. VY
2. Colt
3. Ewers
4. Ehlinger
5. Brown/Applewhite/Simms
I liked Applewhite more than Ehlinger, but other than that I’m pretty much with you. VY is the best college football player I’ve ever seen.
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On 12/4/2023 at 7:09 AM, Bodacious Bevo said:
Huh, I didn't know that "maybe we beat them by __ points" was a reference. Just looked it up. TIL.
Quinn Ewers against Bama 2x, OU 2x, UW in the bowl, and OSU in the CCG (6 games total):
151/211 (71.6%), 1939 yards (9.2 ypa), 13 TDs, 4 INTs, 165.3 rating
Time to catch up on your history kid!
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11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:
Is he gonna study film with Case?They both like to watch aggy getting fucked.
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3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:
Since we’re doing shitty hot takes tonight…I think we crush Washington. I watched them play USC, Arizona State, Washington State, and Stanford. They looked slow as fuck on defense and light in the trenches.
Something like 51-24 seems about right.
According to aggy the BOMC made sure we had an easy matchup for the first round.
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14 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:
I hadn't looked at the stats from this year, I just remember the bowl game last year looking the same as when he was our DC. 15% is a big jump for one year. Maybe Pete finally figured out playing prevent on 3rd and long is a shit idea.
You’re not related to the infamous JD Horne are you?
(RIP JD)
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I love how this Washington guy comes on Surly bragging about how crazy and vulgar his “hard core husky” board is. He’s about to learn a few things about us……
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5 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:
As Texans like to say, Sark is all hat, no cattle. At UW, he was all about flash, with very little substance. He was known for his drinking and philandering, and he earned the nickname "Seven Win Steve". He almost always lost big games, and had a never ending supply of excuses. USC did us a HUGE favor when they took him off our hands. Any UW fan who knew shit was glad to see him go. It opened the door for us to upgrade massively with Chris Petersen. It was hilarious to watch him continue his bullshit at USC, and the final straw being a loss to UW in LA in 2015 was delicious. Getting canned at SC definitely humbled him, and I think spending time with Saban was very beneficial for him. I don't think Sark is the same clown who coached at UW. I don't really hate him, but I will relish beating him again on January 1st. Also, if you spend much time at Hardcore Husky, you'll come to realize one thing: we hate everyone.
Welcome to the board, and fuck you!
Maalik Murphy should starts wherever he transfers
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Best of luck to Maalik. He’s a big bad motherfucker and a true Longhorn! I understand his decision and I thank him for his contributions on the 40 acres.