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Horn Dogg

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  1. 7 hours ago, 'stache said:

    Gundy is usually pretty good in meaningless bowl games. With aggy in chaos and us having lost little to the portal this far as opposed to last year I think we’ll handle them pretty easy.

    I’m rooting for you Boone Pickens worshipping assholes!

  2. 12 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

    If I were the AD, I would immediately sign him to a contract extension that pays him $78M if we fire him. The number could decrease somewhat each year but still be much higher than any other buyout. However, I would make sure the extension allows him to leave for any other job. I know this seems like poor financial management, and is unprecedented, but it demonstrates our commitment to our success. 

    Edit: I’ve been hesitant to share this, but it’s really been bugging me that we didn’t present him w a future championship trophy at his opening press conference. We could have left the date blank. It would have been a beautiful gesture that would have been really respected by all the other schools. 

    Shit, let’s just win a couple more games and give him one with the full date!

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  3. 3 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

    I have a question. Hear me out, I know I know, but it's about Quinn Ewers.

    Can someone explain why Ewers has a better QB rating in the second half? Is the entire first half scripted? I have heard references to this. 

    Second but related question. Why does Quinn never appear to audible out of bad plays? I will hang up and listen.

    Damn, I came here to talk about the Godzillatron and you be all on subject and shit.

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  4. 11 minutes ago, NoName said:

    Are You Sure About That John Cena GIF by MOODMAN

    i mean, i have no recollection of Texas fans arguing for TCU or Baylor in 2014 - or really caring at all coming off getting the shit kicked out of us 48-10 by TCU like a week before the rankings came out.

    I remember when this happened, and I didn’t give any kind of fucks whether or not one of those shitty schools got into the playoff.  
     

    The only similar situation where I kind of sympathized was when Okie Lite got left out of the BCS national championship game, but that was more because I didn’t want to see a rematch for the MNC.  Fuck Boone Pickens and his refs.

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  5. On 12/4/2023 at 7:09 AM, Bodacious Bevo said:

    Huh, I didn't know that "maybe we beat them by __ points" was a reference. Just looked it up. TIL.

     

     

    Quinn Ewers against Bama 2x, OU 2x, UW in the bowl, and OSU in the CCG (6 games total): 

    151/211 (71.6%), 1939 yards (9.2 ypa), 13 TDs, 4 INTs, 165.3 rating

    Time to catch up on your history kid!

  6. 5 minutes ago, EsophagealFeces said:

    As Texans like to say, Sark is all hat, no cattle. At UW, he was all about flash, with very little substance. He was known for his drinking and philandering, and he earned the nickname "Seven Win Steve". He almost always lost big games, and had a never ending supply of excuses. USC did us a HUGE favor when they took him off our hands. Any UW fan who knew shit was glad to see him go. It opened the door for us to upgrade massively with Chris Petersen. It was hilarious to watch him continue his bullshit at USC, and the final straw being a loss to UW in LA in 2015 was delicious. Getting canned at SC definitely humbled him, and I think spending time with Saban was very beneficial for him. I don't think Sark is the same clown who coached at UW. I don't really hate him, but I will relish beating him again on January 1st. Also, if you spend much time at Hardcore Husky, you'll come to realize one thing: we hate everyone.

    Welcome to the board, and fuck you!

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