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Horn Dogg

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Everything posted by Horn Dogg

  1. Remember when half the message board idiots wanted to move VY to wide receiver? These are the same folks who don't realize it takes a little experience to get really good at this game.
  2. You could always strap one on, it would be a normal Tuesday afternoon around here.
  3. Reed is going to shit his pants when he sees Ethan Burke again
  4. Fuck aggy. We’re not losing that game!
  5. We’re not losing this one. Bring on aggy for their skullfucking!
  6. Just throw to Mosley every play
  7. Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy?
  8. We should permaban anyone that doesn’t want to beat Arky and aggy. Fuck that shit, any true Longhorn fan should always want those wins regardless of the situation.
  9. I think Zach Smith actually did a good job with that WR room at OSU. It’s just the wife beating stuff that was a problem.
  10. FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!
  11. Murder aggy and all is right for a while….
  12. I can’t say I’m much of a better man than him when you put it that way….although I would hope he’s gotten more pussy.
  13. Where’s Thujone when you need him?
  14. This thread is getting hard to follow. Can someone provide a summary of who was fucking who?
  15. I could see us shitting the bed against piggy and then murdering aggy.
  16. Kiffin would be a fucking circus at UT. Hard pass in my opinion.
  17. Can Bill Belichick’s girlfriend have Pole Assassin’s pet monkey as part of the moves?
  18. I may have to post some nekkid horn dogg centerfolds to sober everyone up in this forum. Warning: I'm a dude and I'm uglier than Rimbo!
  19. 100% guaranteed Tech will find a way to fuck that up and lose.
  20. I respect you for keeping the details to yourself. But I sure hope someday we find out the whole scoop!
  21. How would Urban do in the transfer portal era? Would he just run everybody off every year? You guys act like getting a lap dance in a bar is a bad thing……
  22. The only teams Mack owned were aggy and Nebraska.
  23. That was back when some dumbass on the board wanted to print shirts that said “Buenos Diaz bitches.”
  24. I mean....you corralled the biggest bunch of aggy hating assholes on the planet and put them all in a place to talk about UT football. I appreciate everything you do, but it's going to come up from time to time. You're all good in my book though.
  25. Mack and GDGD knew how to sit on a lead vs an inferior opponent and almost never lost a close game. They had their own stack of bullshit, but they were always a lot more organized than Sark.
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