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Horn Dogg

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  1. Bama fans all have mortgages on the last 10 years of games. Do you know how long it takes to pay off $20K on an average Alabama salary? Ha ha, fuck that shitty dog!
  2. Hey aggy, what’s it like to have never seen your team win the football National Championship during your lifetime? I’m working on improving my empathy, but in this case I can’t relate.
  3. This shootout is a fitting way to end the PAC-12
  4. Lanning should have taken $100 million from aggy while he had the chance.
  5. Maybe it will make the committee question everything and somehow they will figure out Texas is the best 1-loss team.
  6. We have Michigan in Ann Arbor to balance out the SEC cupcakes like aggy.
  7. Exactly. He's an unknown. At least with the other guy, we knew he was terrible. Would you feel comfortable if we were starting Arch this weekend?
  8. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT Gundy! You’re not 40 anymore, Sark is the newer generation and he’s gonna roast your ass!
  9. He almost made it to 100. I wish I was one of his heirs.
  10. I have 2 questions: 1. Is this “kid” named Figurelli? 2. Which of you Surly posters were the guy with the inflatable sheep? Nice work whoever you are! This poor guy is about to get a lot more of his days ruined by Texas. Sucks to be him.
  11. They should have an eating contest between Elko and Josh Huepel. Mangino gets to eat the winner.
  12. Happy to see you aren’t part of the Texas pussy club. We will be fucking the rest of them when it’s all said and done. Nice prediction!
  13. I’m 46. I’m a man too. I wish I made as much as Elko, but I look a hell of a lot better than he does and I don’t have to deal with the cult of aggy relying on me to be their path to heaven.
  14. Man, the more I think about it……A&M is so eternally fucked. They will Never succeed if all they do is think about us (who have massively underachieved for a long period of time). They are coming off 10 years of self reassured optimism, and we’re going to crush that in Kyle Field next year. I can’t wait until 2025 when all of DKR is chanting “pooooooooooor agggiiiiieees” in the 3rd quarter. That’s one of the longest standing And safest aggy traditions, we will keep it going for them! fuck aggy, bunch of fucking idiots that are about to want to ditch their “100 year decision.” What a bunch of losers!
  15. Texas - 63 OSU - 10 300 rushing yards Fuck Gundy and the ghost of Boone Pickens
  16. We should have the stripper and the monkey on the sideline at Kyle Field just for the hell of it. I’m sure aggy will feel even more disrespected as an added bonus.
  17. How funny would it be if we got Evan Stewart through the portal anyways?
  18. Did he get his blank-date National Championship trophy yet?
  19. So that he can beat aggy while getting paid by aggy.
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