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Horn Dogg

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  1. Maybe Tonya Harding was the mastermind.
  2. You must get all that pussy because you have close to 30K rep on Surly. Chicks dig rep.
  3. Mitch is not good at picking the best times to vote the right way.
  4. I didn’t ask about her political beliefs, she threw them at me and I decided to be a dickhead because the Republican laws encourage me to. Fuck the people I was trying to protect with my vote that didn’t want to help themselves.
  5. We have a lot of outright idiots in America, the current situation is hard proof.
  6. I have an example of a special rule I used yesterday. I have some rental properties and I have a tenant that had trouble keeping current on her rent for a while. When I was considering whether to evict her at the end of this month, she went on a tirade about how it’s Biden’s fault she can’t pay her rent because he spent all the money that’s rightfully hers on supporting “illegals and gays.” She then said she voted for Trump because somehow he’s going to fix all of her problems. That tipped the scales for my decision, she’s now got 3 days until she’s out on her ass. In the past, my conscience would not have allowed me to be this harsh, but I’ve had it with these morons. Different rules in my world now…..I’ll just call it the dumbass tax. I’ll add - it’s a good thing this property is in a “red” state where the laws allow me to be such an asshole landlord. If this property was in California, she would have a lot more protection under the law to stay in place.
  7. The first squabble? https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/22/tech/elon-musk-trump-stargate-openai
  8. Always throw deep on first down.
  9. Luckily they won’t have to worry about that
  10. He just needs a little time to shake them down for bribes.
  11. I’m ready for Trump to take his fat ass to the golf course and do nothing for 4 years. That part probably starts on Friday.
  12. Time to go dismantle another defending national champion in their house!
  13. They need to ditch the conference championship games and start the playoffs earlier. This shit tonight is being drowned out by the NFL playoffs.
  14. He would call himself a jigaboo ass nigga
  15. Snoop’s best days have passed. Even Martha Stewart is more “gangsta” than him because at least she actually went to prison. What the hell is a “jigaboo ass nigga” anyways?
  16. Get used to being let down you dumb mothefuckers!
  17. I’ll bet he took her home and hit it
  18. This is the most sensible take I’ve read in a while. Not sure what Quinn is going to do when he plays that Rams defense that got after Darnold last night, but that’s not our problem.
  19. If Skip went away it wouldn’t be a huge loss for anyone.
  20. Shit we trotted out Casey Thompson. At least Tyrone is cool.
  21. Yep, aggy roller coaster just got a little higher.
  22. I’ll bet Mack is popping champagne 72 Dolphins style tonight. That self absorbed fucker does it every year when Texas is officially out of the running for the next national championship.
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