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  1. 20 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

    Our family likes to watch Jeopardy! during meals. One of last week's episodes was entirely preempted by coverage of the January 6 hearings, so when I pulled it up on the DVR and discovered as much, Doomlet said in disgust, "aw, man, this one is all presidented up." 

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    Doomlet is a big fan of Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand (and then some...) and can hardly keep his hands off of his dingdong. We've got to the point where we just yell "hands" at him whenever we discover him "peening."

    The other day, Mrs. Doom caught him in flagrente delicto and busted him out, to which he quickly and defensively replied, "what, Mom? I'm just touchin', not clutchin'!" 

    My 5 year old has taken swim lessons a couple of times this summer. The first time she took there was a kid in there that could not leave his junk alone when he was out of the pool. At one point the teacher had them all out of the pool and they are getting back in one by one to swim to the other end of the pool. This little boy was at the end of the line. He played with hisself the entire time. It was easy to find the parents because the dad was laughing his ass off and the mom was pissed. 

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  2. 4 hours ago, Jackson P. Neighbors said:

    On the list of shittiest east Texas towns, Marshall doesn’t even crack the top 50. In fact, Marshall with absolutely no running water for weeks would still not be on the list.
     

    Here’s some actual advice, OP: when your wife decides that the dog is lonely and it would be soooo great to get him a companion, stay in Jefferson and eat at/stay here: https://stillwaterinn.com/

    Legit. And it will almost make you feel like dropping another $3500 (because inflation and shit) was worth it. 

    The parents of a poster here run/ran that place and if I’m not mistaken his dad was/is the chef. Can’t recall his username off the top of my head. 

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