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Bonanza. My parents loved that damn place.
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Yes
Never been, but heard about it. Also looks pretty awesome from what I’ve seen. You definitely won’t be “roughing” it. -
Last night was meet the teach for my little girl going into kindergarten. We got all of her school supplies stowed away and got in line to talk to her teacher. As we got up to talk to her, this lady walks in with her kid and breaks into the the line. Little Sally just had to say hello to her teacher from last year and they couldn’t wait until everyone was done. She stood there a good five minutes wasting everyone’s time while she went on and on about how much they will miss her. Jesus Christ shut the fuck up and move along or wait until everyone is done.
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Allaso Ranch?
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You fucked up her jeep on a dude's weekend and she stayed with you.....you are not allowed to bitch about her ever again. Shaggy Bevo out front should have told you.
I’m willing to bet he’s fucked up a lot more stuff than that.- 1
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I’m headed that way. Save me a rib.
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I’ve traveled with this one quite a bit and love it. I always need room for cables, connectors, prints, etc and have no shortage of space. I started with a shoulder bag and hated it.
https://www.codiworldwide.com/laptop-cases/apex-17-backpack -
Two Subarus and no lesbian comment yet? This really is the kinder, gentler Surly.
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Watching Mulan yesterday with my five year old:
Her: Dad he has bigger muscles than you.
Me: that’s ok, he’s a cartoon.
Her: And he’s not fat.- 4
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Be sure and lay an international pipeline.
At Brat’s age, it would be an international rope. -
Are you the dork wearing the Cub Scout uni?
I was going to guess that or the one wearing the mustard yellow shirt and shoes/socks. -
Is Ruth related to Adam Bomb? -
I'm interested in the biology of how your butthole managed to "slurp" back said "liquid turtle." Sounds like you'd be popular with teh gays.
Maybe it’s billowy. -
Went out to the garage last night to grab a beer out of the fridge. Noticed that the freezer door was sticking out further than usual. Pulled it open and everything in there was a melted/thawed out. I threw away: 3 racks of beef plate ribs, 2 NY strips, a bacon wrapped pork tenderloin, standing rib roast, several containers of dairy free ice cream, several TV dinners and of course the two boxes of popsicles that my wife threw in there Sunday afternoon when she got back from the store. It was apparently easier to cram them in the small freezer than walk two feet and put them in the full size standup freezer right next to it.
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Gift card at a nice steakhouse. Or handjobs.
Have your wife give them all blowjobs? -
And at 3.5 years when the second kid comes along.
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I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.
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I thought smurfs were already part of their magical kingdom
Disney has dwarfs, Hanna-Barbera had Smurfs. -
You can say that again.
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You keep Nutella in the fridge? -
Went to Singapore for 2 weeks during a disastrous SAP transition about 15 years ago. Lived at the warehouse from 7am-10pm every day. For lunch, I ate with the warehouse workers who got a non-descript rice, veggie, chicken/pork/shrimp lunch everyday. It was glorious. All of the Americans traveling with me insisted on McDonalds. Mc-fucking-Donalds. Had one of the warehouse managers tell me on the first day that they didn't buy enough of the rice lunches for me, so I handed him a S$100 bill and said I would need him to include me in his lunch purchase every day I was there.
That ended up being a fun trip. The days sucked, but I would leave work and hang out at one of the all-night hawker villages for a couple of hours drinking Tiger beer, eating local food. and people watching. 5-6 hours of sleep every night, followed by a long day at the warehouse, and a few peaceful hours by myself at the hawkers stand with my Tiger, satay, gai lon, and murtabak. Rinse, wash, repeat.
Good god I hate SAP. I would rather buy everything on my card and expense it than use this shit. The only bigger waste is fucking ISNet. -
Watching it rain.
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i dont have 3 weeks worth of clothes, and its for the better
This. I’ve been doing my own since we’ve been together. It’s easier that way. -
Who the hell is Frank Summerall?
You know, he called games with Pat Gifford.- 2
Surly Dad Thread
in Daily Texan
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How old?