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Posts posted by elfenix
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Since they're from Arkansas, I assume it was because she was constantly running away from her family's sexual advances.
No way she's ever run, let alone constantly.
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Biscuit takes some coaxing to get walking but once he's warmed up he'll go all day
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Hatchback over the line.
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9 hours ago, spystud13 said:
actual lol
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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
When I notice my typo a split second after clicking the Submit Reply button.
1 hour ago, Js1 said:Every.
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Time.
and this board doesn't have ninja edits!
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51 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:
So I put on my business casual extra pleated dockers with the wide ballon seat construction
gotta hide that semi
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11 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:
Shit! I was pulled out with (what my mom describes as) tongs. I think I’m a pretty sharp lookin fella though. For everyone here that knows me... is this what I really look like?username checks out
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17 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:
I don’t understand the big deal with shitting in public. I get it, the bathroom is gross sometimes because other people have used it. But if I’ve gotten to the point where the idea of taking a shit has crossed my mind, I’m throwing some toilet paper on the seat, washing my hands, and getting the fuck out of there feeling relieved. I don’t understand someone being such a germaphobe that they’d rather hold in a shit for an hour (or a few hours) just because of the bathroom. And no, I’m not talking about the gas station bathroom that hasn’t been cleaned in a week. I’m talking about the public restrooms that cleaned on a regular basis.
just be sure to flush your ass gasket down as well.
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1 minute ago, bolverk said:
This guy sounds a whole lot like TennHorn from tos, who was also a proven liar.
nah thetexashammer used to bukkake tos with stupid too.
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4 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
Care to retort you fucking moron. I have a coherent world view. What the fuck is yours .
your world view is that the US should meddle in internal iranian affairs to get rid of the mullahs when it was US meddling in internal iranian affairs that brought you the fucking mullahs to begin with. how the fuck does that make sense? US meddling brought you the mullahs and british meddling brought you the saudis. that's a great fucking track record.
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11 minutes ago, Js1 said:
The sun doesn’t work if it’s cold. SCIENCE
proof positive that you can be an absolute moron and still make a pretty penny in this country.
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7 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
I'm not talking about charity, I'm talking about the billions in aid the gov't gives (which I think should be spent at home first). That could be to keep the barbarians at bay, and it could be just humanitarian aid for the sake of aid, but I'm optimistic at times when I shouldn't be.
a) empire upkeep is self-interested.
b) lots, and i'd imagine the vast majority, of US government aid is being spent at home. we're not handing people bags of cash. we're buying f-15s from boeing.
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8 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
All true, but as horrible countries go, we do a lions share of giving around the globe. Ain't no way that's all in self interest.
What's the alternative to a world without an American super power ? I've said it before, we're the modern day Roman empire.
no one is saying the american middle class is stingy with its charity dollars. that's different from american leadership's empire building.
dan carlin summarizes america's duality with empire in the american peril episode. interesting listen.
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9 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
What country ever acts in anything less than its own interests (SEE: Vatican City as a shining example of always looking out for its own) ??
none. but the US is this weird place where we can't admit that we're not a shining city on a hill, so we have to tell ourselves that we're declaring war on spain and taking all of its colonies and adding them to our own empire without the consent of the governed while killing plenty of them in order to protect the people we're killing. not for the benefit of United Fruit. or Conoco.
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Just now, Jhawk said:
We sanctioned their oil. Big deal. We have sanctions on half the countries on the planet or companies within those countries and no one is accusing us of intervening in an effort to topple a government.
which is why we
colonizeprotectorateintervenesanction in order to protect democracy, it's totally not about serving our own imperial interests, not at all -
each of the 3 heirs owes $4,000 toward the improvement. the one paid $12,000, so is due a credit totaling $8,000, or $4,000 from each of the others. that way, each one of the heirs is out $4,000.
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4 hours ago, Bone3421 said:
But i guess while we're on it...holy shit missouri! You can do whatever the fuck you want
No open container laws, no public intoxication laws, can make up to 100 gallons for personal use,etc...only good thing about misery.
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taiwan, sometime between 1975 and 2005. maybe 1991.
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On 1/3/2019 at 9:02 PM, ButtFumble said:
4, 5, 3, 1, 2, help me out here vic
5? really?
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check the steel shank thread
edit: damnit clicked on this thread from the front page without realizing i was in one of city boards.
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is jewbies now hate speech?
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6 minutes ago, South Austin said:
I plan on making gumbo with duck for Super Bowl Sunday, and using rendered duck fat for the roux. I've always used canola oil for my roux. Anything particularly different I should do when using the duck fat?
save some for popcorn.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:
Think about this: there is a major political party in the US, currently in power at the highest levels that, internally, says this about itself: "If eligible voters are actually allowed to vote, we will lose." That's how fucking bankrupt the party is -- it's central electoral strategy is NOT to have winning ideas, but to insure that people are not allowed to vote against its shitty ideas.
JFC.
who are the underwriters on that one?
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
in Lulz
Posted · Edited by elfenix
any edit i do gets "edited x minutes ago"
like right now