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TrashMaster G

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  1. That sucked, Jonah
  2. And no commercials!
  3. Oh, please. Those girls are wayyyyy more than a few cheeseburgers from fat.
  4. Another factor is that, realistically, there was some distance between us and the next few going into last weekend. The gap just got trimmed.
  5. Ampipe hasn't been the same since Nickerson went to Cal Poly.
  6. Considering his source for Texas' number is Kirk Fucking Bohls, pardon me if I ignore this dim bulb.
  7. Jfc, just when you think this thread couldn't go any farther off the rails.
  8. Never heard of him. Now the sausage king of Chicago... he can get a seat at any restaurant in town.
  9. https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/college/vanderbilt/2025/05/05/ncaa-baseball-tournament-bracket-projections-regional-hosts/83414530007/ I'd take this bracket in a heartbeat.
  10. Every time this thread is bumped, I smile knowing that asshole is dead.
  11. I am so thrilled we are in this position in Year 1. Never expected it.
  12. The tallest midget
  13. Man among boys in the literal sense would be like that SNL skit where Peyton Manning is playing football with the kids in the park. Otherwise, it's all figurative.
  14. Yes. He is good at what he does. What is objectionable is WHAT he is doing (most of the time - not referring to this video) which is shoveling shit to a bunch of lemmings that are thirsty for it. And, what is objectionable is a major university athletic department legitimizing his shit-shoveling through their close ties to him. But, good for him for the hustle, I guess.
  15. So, they punish us for our sweep by putting us behind a team that we swept. Hmmmm..... okay then.
  16. What is a "hundred club"?
  17. Oh my god, SHUT THE FUCK UP! There is no need to turn every single QB comment into a dig on Quinn. Ffs...
  18. This is it! Arch is transferring!!!!
  19. Ask Dr Funky
  20. I had a buddy who was in the LHB in the mid-to-late 80's. He did two trips to Fayettenam with the band and both times their buses were met at the state line by Arkansas State Troopers to escort them the entire time they were in the state. I can only assume this treatment was the result of previous experiences with their trash fanbase.
  21. I will say that Cook is probably more likely to have learned humility from his recent experience than Shadeur Sanders. But that ain't saying much.
  22. I haven't watched the video yet but already got a morning's worth of entertainment out of this thread. Thank you, Surly!
  23. I hear their diplomas make decent toilet paper.
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