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  1. TrashMaster G
    And yet, go look at the football board. Surly gonna surly. Biggest egos on the field, followed closely by CBs.
  2. TrashMaster G
    He's not THAT big. Pretty lean, actually.
  3. TrashMaster G

    Texas GPA

    TrashMaster G replied to bullet's topic in Football

    "You want to be an engineer? I'm sorry, I don't think we have a scholarship available for you."
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  5. TrashMaster G
    That's fair.
  6. TrashMaster G
    The difference being that you could listen to Uecker without your ears bleeding.
  7. TrashMaster G
    I'll be a bit surprised if Williams goes in the first two rounds, but what do I know?
  8. TrashMaster G
    Is the Zendejas clan producing any more kicking talent these days?
  9. TrashMaster G
    So, say a person has fucked multiple mothers in his day... Would he just be a motherfucker or a mothersfucker?
  10. TrashMaster G
    *randos
  11. TrashMaster G
    Exactly how do you get "ahead of schedule" two weeks after a middling performance in a meaningless bowl game?
  12. TrashMaster G
    You sure it wasn't @immamac and a push-up contest?
  13. TrashMaster G
    I bet she's hella fun in bed.
  14. TrashMaster G
    Cookie momming is serious bidness.
  15. TrashMaster G
    My ex volunteered to be Cookie Mom one year when my daughter was in Girl Scouts. Guess who got volunteered to drive/load/unload the multiple trips to the cookie warehouse?
  16. TrashMaster G
    JFC, @NBHorn7! Spoiler that longcat!
  17. TrashMaster G
    Yeah, that is what you would expect from a spice.
  18. TrashMaster G
    This succinctly sums up the McRib.
  19. TrashMaster G
    The Oxford comma is as overrated as aggy football in the preseason.
  20. TrashMaster G
    *you're
  21. TrashMaster G
    Sure, because JJ damn sure doesn't care about winning. If he did, he would have fired the GM 20 years ago.
  22. TrashMaster G
    The diamond turned out to be cz.
  23. TrashMaster G
    Not only very few drops, but he secured a lot of balls that were very challenging catches and closely defended.
  24. TrashMaster G
    Sounds perfectly reasonable, but up until the last few years the position was always designated as DE.
  25. TrashMaster G
    I wouldn't mind getting one of his paychecks. I mean, it's not like I'm a nurse.

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