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Huckleberry

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  1. It doesn't have to be political at all. If Vince Young himself had the attendee record that Cruz does I would hope that UT would tell him he's the absolute fucking man and we love him, but why doesn't he catch our games from the comfort of his couch and this experimental 96" 16K TV we had the engineering department make for him. 

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  2. 3 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

    And you have no knowledge of real music so there is that.

    No, you're the one who listens to a few songs that are played on HIT MUSIC TOP 40 BILLBOARD COUNTDOWN ALL YOUR HITS ARE HERE WITH CASEY KASEM radio stations and thinks you know rap music. This latest exchange just reinforces that you're someone who thinks you know things but has no clue how limited your experience really is.

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  3. That bitch ass shows up to every big game in Texas he can and then hides hoping for a win. He is a thin-skinned punk who is genuinely bothered by the fact he's a known bad luck charm and hopes for a win every time not because he cares about the Texas-based team, but because he wants to post shit online showing that they won even when he's there.

    I mean we know of a winning percentage somewhere in the teens at best, based on how much he hides where he goes I'm starting to think he has been there every single time a Texas team loses to an out-of-state team since 2013.

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  4. 9 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

    This is my obligatory complaint about bad time management with a lead:

    when Oregon was throwing the ball early in the third instead of just running the ball and snapping the ball on a running game clock with 20+ seconds left on the play clock, this game would be over right now.

     

    Agreed, for some reason it's hard for college coaches in the playoff era to understand that style points don't mean shit anymore. Win the game and move to next week.

    I guess I shouldn't say "for some reason" considering we all realize it's because they're meatheads, but you know what I mean. Lanning was coaching tonight like he was trying to secure a playoff berth with more points. The bracket is set, dipshit. Just win.

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  5. 1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

     

    I have to admit, I now almost cared a little more about the actual result of the bowl game because if we beat Michigan we should finish ranked higher than A&M.

    Then I realize the chucklefuck AP voters will still just sort by losses and we won't.

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  6. As mentioned before, I believe all conference champions should be in the playoffs because that's what playoffs are supposed to be. The FCS has 24 teams and so should the FBS with all conference champions getting a bid.

    And if it did, the riff raff would mostly get ejected the first weekend anyway. Here's this year:

    First Round: (Games the week after conference championships and bracket announcement)

    #24 Kennesaw State @ #9 Alabama
    #23 Western Michigan @ #10 Miami
    #22 Boise St. @ #11 Notre Dame
    #21 Duke @ #12 BYU
    #20 James Madison @ #13 Texas
    #19 Tulane @ #14 Vanderbilt
    #18 Michigan @ #15 Utah
    #17 Arizona @ #16 USC

    Second Round: (Games the following week so essentially this weekend in the calendar)

    KSU/Bama winner @ #8 Oklahoma
    WMU/Miami winner @ #7 Texas A&M
    BSU/ND winner @ #6 Ole Miss
    Duke/BYU winner @ #5 Oregon
    JMU/UT winner @ #4 Texas Tech
    TU/Vandy winner @ #3 Georgia
    MICH/UU winner @ #2 Ohio St.
    UA/USC winner @ #1 Indiana

    Then a bracket from there.

    Yes I know it won't happen. But it should and if it did then the low level teams everyone is whining about would already be done by the week we're watching now. It also gives every top 16 seed a home playoff game before the bowls kick in. And home playoff games are awesome, well except if you're an OU or A&M fan. Ha.

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  7. 3 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

    Yea, you don't know ball if you don't think Reed could've made it into the endzone. Try again.

    You didn't say he "could" have scored. Certainly he could have scored, but he would have had to make at least one tackler miss. Your claim was that he walks it in if he runs which is breathtakingly stupid.

    I mean you can accuse others of not "knowing ball" because that might work with the meatheads you hang out with. But it doesn't even take knowing football well to see that he would have had a difficult time scoring there, it only requires a functioning pair of eyes.

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  8. 10 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

    He had the whole left side of the field wide open. But you do you.

    Nope. Miami was in zone, particularly underneath with their backers and #18's stunt would have pushed him very wide to the left. There is absolutely no guarantee he scores if he runs and they had no timeouts.

    The terrible throw was the problem.

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