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SimonBolivar

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  1. Eliseo mows my lawn. He doesn't have any papers and he used to rent a house from my dad and bang my wife's mom, so he's like family and I don't want to take away money from family.
  2. This is true, I'm about the only L1 fan I've ever met but its a pretty poor league that is getting by on historical reputation and PSG these days.
  3. Bingo. "We did it we won! Now time to sit back and enjoy the 65th straight day of 100-degree weather in a war-torn shell of a state that is being reconstructed."
  4. You're only 59 miles from the SPAM museum so I'm not sure you have the right to ever complain about anything.
  5. Have you thought about Blackpool for a day? It finally answers the question, "What if you combined Branson and Galveston?"
  6. How many Venezuelan immigrants does it take to open up cachapa stands next to the taco stands on every corner?
  7. Ohhh I can't wait until he starts talking about how hydrogen is better than helium due to its position on the periodic table and consequently MUST be the choice for the CyberLoon.
  8. Will they really be able to call themselves straight after 2 months at sea with only men?
  9. Shakespeare was still active and doing some of his best work in and around 1605 (Othello, King Lear, and Macbeth).
  10. I thought that Act-Bliz main attraction for Microsoft is its mobile gaming for Microsoft or was that just an argument made in court?
  11. Correct, the United States has always molded Jesus and Christianity to fit it's needs. I had to read this in grad school and it's a great little book on religion and civil religion in the United States.
  12. It's bleeding over into real life. I had a customer that was furious the other day that they had to pick between English and Spanish at the ATM. Also, "Why would we want to alienate a growing market?" was not a sufficient answer apparently.
  13. The UM fans I know went to WMU and the UM alums I know aren't sports fans.
  14. And that's why he lost
  15. Stop the count!!!!
  16. Also, you know there are 56,000 that live in Greenland that might not want to be American and lose all the privileges that come with being Danish and a member of the EU.
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