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Hizzaz Mahdoud

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Everything posted by Hizzaz Mahdoud

  1. Hahaha! I was saying "stahhhhhp'' to Artie Fatso, whose post, for some reason, kept replicating (at least on my screen). I am all aboard for strategic attrition.
  2. His wife's lawyer contacted me yesterday to inform me that she is the new owner of that real estate in my head.
  3. I think he was referring to the 19_ _ National Championship.
  4. That crazy ass hag shit is gold! Well, the whole thread is gold.
  5. You also failed to mention that after Nicholls State adjusted to the aggy offense, they "held them to 10 points the entire last three quarters, while Nicholls State scored 14."
  6. Should be good for about two off-sides penalties per game.
  7. Dangit! i was SURE I saw him reflected in the shades! Otherwise, great stuff, as usual.
  8. I'm tellin' ya' - she's now "D-Fibs"
  9. Yep. I actually spit out part of my drink. Incredible!
  10. To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the BAAAAAAAmentations of their women. This has been glorious.
  11. Calm down there, Miss Karen. We don't want 6figs to have to call the paramedics. Then we'd have to start calling you "D-fibs."
  12. I admire your commitment and your ingenuity. Not to mention your choice of beverage. Hats off, and horns up to you, sir!
  13. RIP, Miss Barbara.
  14. Not to mention his delusions of adequacy.
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