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  1. 22 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

    Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

     

    Just when you thought their weirdness had hit an all time high, they go and out do themselves by hosting a klan rally for the Great Pumpkin. 

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  2. 34 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

    The beautiful thing is we all have strategies for how to maximize their misery.  Who knows what the right answer is as long as the 100 Year Decision becomes The 100 Year Anniversary of Last Championship.

    I like status quo strategy though because there is a 2.5% chance they hire someone who makes a positive difference.  With no change, I give them zero percent chance of long term success.  

    Sure, we all have theories on how to maximize misery. But we shouldn’t arm chair quarterback this thing and just watch as the aggy artists complete their masterpiece. 

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  3. 7 hours ago, stork642 said:

    Well Iowa St defense is the best in the B12 and OSU was his first real road game in 20 mph winds.  Oh and he’s a true freshman.  I will not be jumping to conclusions just yet.  I do have one question though how is it that other teams receivers make catches/adjustments to not great passes on other teams and UT’s act like if it isn’t right to them they can’t make an attempt to catch the ball.  I see receivers helping out their QBs all over the place but not at Texas.  It was the same when Card was in so I’m saying our receivers don’t seem too motivated to make a play.  Why is that?

    It’s like they have caught whatever disease our DBs have that keep them from being able to see footballs flying in the air.

    Quinn had a bad game no doubt. But it seemed like there were about 5 passes in a row in the 2nd quarter where the WRs weren’t even looking for balls that almost hit them in the helmet. 

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  4. Holy shit this is aggravatingly accurate 

     

    Oklahoma State was down six starters before the game even started and lost a few more to injury by the time it was over. The Cowboys had no business winning on Saturday over a dangerous Texas team that has loads of talent on paper. But, this is the Longhorns we are talking about. For years now, the easier things are, the harder it seemingly is for them not to mess it up. They usually find a way to lose.

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  5. 17 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

    OSU is not a bad team. Neither is Tech. That's not the point though. The point is we go on the road and wilt. We get these big leads and choke. We have a chance to have a successful season and come up small.

    The team knows this. That's why they are getting in fights and being too sad to sing The Eyes of Texas.

    It’s quite simple. The teams we play against have players that make plays. We have exactly 2 consistent playmakers in Bijan and RoJo. The rest are all choke artists. Worthy has been in that club all season and JT and Ewers both joined the group yesterday.

    Weak minded pussies that quit, that’s the kind of players we end up with year after year. It’s fucking sickening. 

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  6. On 10/11/2022 at 9:17 PM, nnm said:

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    I think this just proves Surly right on our judgment of women. You can clearly see in the middle picture that she has a pooch belly and fat on her triceps. Little wonder she turned into a fat old librarian. 

  7. Maybe they keep the complete idiot for three years and he wrecks their program. Maybe they start a revolving door of shitty coaches. Either way it is looking like it will be glorious.

    I can’t see any smart 18 year old wanting to play for him while he stuffs the hose down his throat and compares committing to marrying him. 

  8. 8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

     

     

    So I gotta admit this is a bit like “get in the motherfucker” but he also inherited a program that is constantly in the top ten, not the trash program we have been for a decade plus.

    Bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see how it works out for him. I am hoping / betting on utter catastrophe. 

  9. 3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    Fuck that noise. Kansas is not a fucking powerhouse or legit conference contender. We should not lose to them

    I like the fact that we get them at the end of the season when they will be feeling the pressure to finish. Not that we have any proven ability to close anything. 

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  10. 9 hours ago, Capn81 said:

    Man, listening to the Longhorn Blitz is rough this week. It makes me feel even worse about Sark. He needs a ton of help to be successful in every way as a coach. I agree with the guys, he never should be referred to as a great offensive mind.

    I particularly liked Matt’s stat that Tech won with the lowest post game win probability of all of the games played so far this year. 

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  11. On 9/26/2022 at 10:01 AM, Sir Ulrich said:

    This was a bad loss and Sark had his hand in it but Tennessee/Florida is a good example of how the game would have gone with an elite QB. Florida ran about 100 plays like Tech did and converted on 5-6 of their 4th downs but the difference was having Hendon Hooker to convert 6-9 3rd downs compared to Card only converting 3-9. As good as he played up to the 4th quarter, Quinn only needs to be enough of an upgrade, which he is, to convert 1 more 3rd down and we win that game and probably win going away. With Quinn we are 6-11 (2-3 vs Bama) so far this year on 3rd and 4th down with a few of those 3rd downs being Bijan runs because Sark know he can trust Quinn on 4th. 

    I thought this was true after the Bama game but after the Tech game I am fairly certain Sark can still lose double digit second half leads even with Quinn. Hell he has done it for a year and a half with Bijan. 

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  12. 13 hours ago, Goredho said:

    There will be time to take the fentanyl after the season if it turns out to be as abysmal as you think it will be.

    Please let us know when this time will come and a good supplier. This seems like a much more peaceful way to go out than the aneurism I am due to suffer from watching this fucking pathetic football team. 

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