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3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
Agreed. Sue Storm has to be the most sexually satisfied superhero in whatever universe.
Old Clinton joke
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Flying saucer lands on WH lawn and 2 attractive humanoids emerge, one male one female
they are brought to the Oval Office where Bill has called Hillary in so they can properly welcome them. The aliens inform them they are peaceful and want to impart advanced technology to the people of earth. They say the custom on their planet is to begin such interactions with sexual relations. Hillary is down so she and the male head off for one bedroom and Bill and the female to another
When Hillary and her partner are ready to get down to business he says if you want to adjust my length turn my left ear; for girth turn my right ear. They get going and she fine tunes things and they Ā have a great time. They all meet up later in the Oval Office and say their goodbyes with plans to transfer the technology to the appropriate agencies.Ā
ĀHillary, glowing and with a huge smile turns to Bill and says that was the best sex of my life! How was it for you? Ā He says yeah it was pretty awesome but she damn near ripped my ears off
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On 11/4/2025 at 7:05 AM, TwiceHorn said:
lame, crippled attempt
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On 11/4/2025 at 7:02 AM, 'stache said:
With all the bs going around these days, the state tariff is quite literally the stupidest thing Iāve ever seen.Ā
Isn't it explicitly forbidden by the constitution?
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9 hours ago, Lamar said:
Maybe Iām over simplifying thisā¦.
The victim is named in the email. I assume he/she has already been contacted interviewed, age verified, asked under oath if Trump had sexual contact etcā¦. Ā Please tell me Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, someone with control of this information over the last 7+ years has already done this? Once the victimās age is confirmed and their statement is taken Trump is immediately arrested. No need for Epstein, or Maxwell?
What am I missing?Iām pretty sure she ākilled herselfā recentlyĀ
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2 hours ago, Crockett said:
This pervasive attitude in our world that to criticize anyone that is not a straight white male means they are animated by hate for that race/gender/sexuality is so simple-minded and dishonest.Ā Ā
For the record I donāt think you hate anyone I think youāre dumber than a sack of hammersĀ
38 minutes ago, Crockett said:I was not defending Portnoy. Reread above if you think otherwise. I just said I think Mamdani is a worse person
Letās see one thinks working people should be able to afford food and shelter and billionaires should pay their freight and the other tells rape jokes.Ā
ĀYep you are an idiot
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9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
I'm pretty sure there were 400 separate IP violations in that clip.Ā Didn't license the song, didn't license the clip from car commercials, movie sequences, etc., to be used for political purposes....in violation of the Hatch Act.
At this point, the administration's consistent, repeated, and flagrant disregard for intellectual property -- layered on using it for illegal purposes -- merits a blanket injunction against using ANY licensable material without prior consent.Ā Seriously, there's a viable suit to be filed and pursued there.
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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
Everyone on the last page is worse than Elon Musk.
Edith Wharton > Henry James
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On 11/10/2025 at 11:34 PM, Sbbruin said:
Anyone see Black Phone 2? Ā May go tomorrowĀ
Great popcorn flick with some jump scares. First movie Iāve seen in the theater, probably in a year or more.
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3 hours ago, Vato Macho said:
Bullshit? Hear for yourself.Ā
"But then there are also other issues that we firmly believe in, whether it's BDS, or whether it is the end goal of seizing the means of production, where we do not have the same level of support at this very moment." He rambles a bit starting at 9:20, but he says it.
Also, here
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Stalin loved that phrase.
Not sure what yall are disputing.
I smell GRUhorn
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15 hours ago, Crockett said:
In the case of Mamdani, this is absolutely true. He's used communist rhetoric ("seizing the means of production", "Each according to their need, each according to their ability", wants government run grocery stores, etc.). His mom has said that he does not see himself as American. I'm done with cloak room posting here, but to say "none of those claims are remotely true" is ridiculous.Ā
Holy shit youāre a moron
10 minutes ago, Crockett said:Did not expect a bunch of Mamdani apologists from UT, TT, and OSU football fans, but I guess Surly really is like the Star Wars cantina with all sorts. He's a fake POS and is a worse person than Portnoy, btw.Ā
Whatās Mamdaniās best rape joke do you think?
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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
The Shining movie IS better than the book.Ā But the ONLY one?
Stand By Me would like a word.
Nah. Book is better by a nose IMO. As is Shawshank
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but what is REALLY mind blowing is the cumulative greatness of Different Seasons. Two standalone classics in Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption and The Body (stand my me), a super creepy Nazi survivor tale in Apt Pupil, and more standard King fare with The Breathing Method.Ā
ĀSadly King was still considered horror pop lit when I was in undergrad. I tried to get a couple of professors to add him to their syllabi but they said the chair would have a fit
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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Dude, are you me?Ā I'm a fast reader, and I can paint imagery and nuance in my head, as I read, better than most any audiobook I've ever listened to.Ā When I read something that's just incredible prose, I may read it multiple times.Ā Not because I don't understand it, but because I want to feel it wash over me in different ways.
Could be. Just to test
the Shining is the only Stephen King movie better than the book true or false?
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1 minute ago, safe sex said:
I guess my question (and probably the source of my apparent insecurity about the concept) is this then: what actually makes it different? What am I losing or missing out on by listening to a novel instead of reading it? I've done both. I've been incredibly touched by both. What is the point of it being a "hill to die on" to quote our conversation stater, if not to striate media consumption? (Yes I know he's not beingĀ entirelyĀ serious there)
For me itās the close reading of text for themes, imagery, etc. I tend to do that naturally which is probably why I wound up an English major. I find I can savor beautifully written prose on a whole other level than I can with an audiobookĀ
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To further derail I have LIBBY and donāt borrow audiobooks often but there are some fantastic BBC radio plays that I like to listen to. Many Sherlock Homes and Agatha Christie mysteries and a fantastic lord of the rings series. They are actual productions not just reading the unabridged works. Itās really sad to me that whole medium is likely gone foreverĀ
I will download the occasional novel if Iām going to be on a long road trip but I read so much faster I usually find my mind wandering. And Iām not interested in Alvin and the chipmunks speedĀ
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On 11/11/2025 at 11:43 AM, Js1 said:
Listening to a book isn't reading and I will die on that hill
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15 hours ago, safe sex said:Fuckin' fight me
Poetry should be heardĀ
Plays should be watched
Prose
Ā Ā Ā Fiction should be read
Ā Ā Ā Nonfiction Iām agnosticĀ
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I love to read, but not everyone does. The above was my junior year high school English teacherās approach and she got so many kids interested in literature that were completely turned off by the written word.Ā
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On 11/11/2025 at 8:42 AM, SydneyCarton said:
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I'll take it a step further.
Maximum Alpha, for sure, is when a warrior/hero, Achilles, goes apeshit after refusing to fight in the battle because his ego wasn't sated, but then joins the fight after his lover, Patroclus, is killed while he refused to fight.ĀNothing says Alpha like avenging the death of your favorite buddy's asshole that you can no longer plunder.Ā
Where did you get that copy of my classical civ midterm from fall ā88?
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Richard West āBoā French
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Should refer to him as Dick hereafter
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I would bet this guy has sucked more than one cock and by choice. Nttawwt
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On 11/7/2025 at 7:43 AM, Snake Diggity said:
This. Ā What the fuck. Ā If there really is evidence that would be severely damaging to Trump, why the fuck wasnāt it released years ago and why the fuck arenāt people oppposed to Trump who know about it not talking about what it is? Ā If thereās not evidence against Trump, why isnāt Trump just releasing the files? Ā None of this makes any sense.
Donāt you know? It was all wrapped up into and āofficialā investigation, and once Epstein died, apparently you arenāt able to use any of the tons of evidence against other pedophiles to go after them. Ā Apparently, thereās a big rule about this somewhere in the justice department
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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:
Yeah, that's evidence that they are shook.
Trump's base is going to go for him, regardless, and he's going to be able to bullshit over this for them.Ā But he also won't be on the ballot in 2026.
However, I still think that the vote that won him 2024 was not the base, but a bunch of people who were convinced their life was not any better in 2024 than it was in 2020.Ā That message should work for Ds this time.
And antivaxxers
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2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Who needs to hide uncomfortable facts when you can just deny reality?
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The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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2 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
There are female gooners as well. It's not solely a make thing. It is pretty fucking weird overall.
Link?
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Epstein and Maxwell
in Daily Texan
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He definitely knows something. He has publicly said heās going back to jail if the Democrats regain power.