Jump to content

Sawbonz

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    15581
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    7

Posts posted by Sawbonz

  1. On 11/18/2025 at 3:59 PM, Hank_Hill said:

    The way he lashes out to reporters is exactly how my grand mother behaved when she first started getting really demented and questions would confuse her or make her uncomfortable.

    Why were reporters asking your grandmother questions?

  2. 8 hours ago, gernblansten said:

    Trump: That person needs brain surgery!!!!

    Brain Surgeon: Uh, no, sir. That person does not need brain surgery.

    Trump: Yes, brain surgery is clearly needed!!!!

    Brain Surgeon 2,3,&4: No, brain surgery is not justified based on the symptoms and test results.

    Trump: Nonsense! Hey, you, doctor! That person needs brain surgery and I need you to do it now!

    Podiatrist: Yes, sir! I'm on it!

    image.gif.ce288e98e84510673a31843a73a7cdc1.gif

  3. 5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    He's a bible-thumping Trumpist Republican.  The chance of him being involved in some sort of sexual wrongdoing is over 100%.

    Yes but he’s a bible-thumping Trumpist republican from SOUTH LOUISIANA. So his victims are at furthest 3rd degree blood relatives 

    • Hook 'Em 2
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1
  4. 9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

    Now that Sark has made himself unhireable elsewhere, the usual step is to fire every non-PK coach.  The problem in these situations is that good coaches don't want to join a sinking ship.

     

    Maybe he can get a cow-calf deal

    • Haha 1
  5. 7 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

    Here's the thing.  I think if Sark was purely OC, he could do it.  But problem is, he needs a functional OL that can actually get some run game going.  He needs a good back and a true #1 WR.  Player personnel evaluation is THE job of the HC and he failed that this off season.

    Here's what I would do in the off season:

    1. Transfers for OL, change evaluation approach to "big humans"

    2. Fix RB room (will that be Cooper?)

    3. Off season need to be even more physical

    4. Take all the money from Wingo and Moore and PAY CAM COLEMAN.  Need to have that one true WR#1.

    5.  Fix DB coaches.

    6.  Get rid of Banks (because he's clearly not doing his job on the special team front while Sark is devoted to play calling during the games)

     

    While everything was going to shit he was honed in on the next offensive series. A 4th down conversion, a 4th down free play, busted coverage TD and recovered OSK later and offensive play calling didn’t matter 

    • Hook 'Em 4
    • Like 1
  6. 6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    Every coach in the world looks miserable on the sideline when they are losing

    He looked like he would rather be anywhere but on that sideline. That’s not how most coaches look

  7. 10 hours ago, Handcruser said:

    We’re just not a very well coached team. I don’t know what all of the problems are or why, but massive changes are needed.

    Banks needs to be gone
    Akina and Orphy probably too
    Flood needs to go
    Scott too
    And the WR coach
    Need an OC
    Millwee can go too

    So we need-
    A new OC/QB coach
    A new OL coach
    A new TE coach
    A new RB coach
    A new safeties coach
    A new CB coach

    We’re going to have to go hard in the portal-
    OL
    RB
    WR
    DB
    Edge

    What a mess.

    And OUs kicker should be a longhorn. Fuck banks for that as well. 
     

    also this team is 3 amazing Niblett plays from having losses to UK and MSU

     

    and fucking Florida lost again. They’ve beaten us, Miss St and something called LIU

  8. 1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

    The last 10 minutes of game clock have truly sucked, but y’all are ridiculous wanting to bail on Sark after back-to-back CFP appearances and a disappointing season from a a young team.  

    Never change Surly.

    Now let’s go have some fun beating on an old rival next week and then piss in the aggy punch bowl.   
     

     

    Sark has shown us his ceiling. 

    • Hook 'Em 1
×
×
  • Create New...