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Constant

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Everything posted by Constant

  1. The ass kicking continues. The chasm between where we are and where we want to be grew a little larger today. I expect bad news from Fasusi as well because why the hell not. Perhaps they can toss the Mills NIL money to Fasusi pile and salvage something today.
  2. Constant replied to Kermit's topic in Daily Texan
    I just started my second round of this, about 10 years apart. I knew exactly what it was despite the doctor’s skepticism. She assumed it was an STI, but I knew that couldn’t be the case since I can barely convince my wife to agree to sex, and I haven’t seen South Austin’s mom in a long time. Regardless, I felt a bit offended but also like a Johns Hopkins MD when the CT scan revealed a 4mm stone near my bladder. I hate my life.
  3. Go to bed, grandpa.
  4. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Brennan Thompson broke his ankle last night, so there goes top 6 WR’s.
  5. Give me OU vs. USC in whatever shit bowl they want.
  6. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Physically whipped their ass all over the field.
  7. Should’ve just rained bottles down on the field instead.
  8. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Dagger.
  9. Eli Bowen is a stud.
  10. Maybe he tucked it in weighted side down and struggled to get it out of his pants because he’s stupid.
  11. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Love it only took 11 games to figure out how to run the ball.
  12. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
  13. 205 yards rushing in first half for OU.
  14. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    I don’t know but I’ve never been less interested in watching a prime time game against Alabama.
  15. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything like this in my football life. For those keeping score, thats 5 starting/heavy rotation wideouts, 3 starting oline, 2 starting defensive backs, and a possible starting running back out tonight. This team was destined for mediocrity this season, but these injuries took any chance of competitive football away.
  16. A pedophile as AG would be one of the most shocking appointments, if it weren’t for the pedophile appointed as President.
  17. I’m sure he’ll get right on that—it’s not like he’s predatory himself or anything.
  18. Just another sad day for this country.
  19. !
  20. Spineless wet dog shit Marco Rubio for SoS is peak GOP.
  21. Found a cool club for some of you weirdos to join.
  22. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    I guess I could have been more clear. They have been on staff together since 2016. I want both of them.
  23. Constant replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Indiana’s Offensive Coordinator is named Mike Shanahan. Disappointed. You usually know these things.
  24. Anything else edgy you’d like to add to certify yourself as pro life?
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