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Disco Strangler

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  1. 1 hour ago, tchookem said:
    1 hour ago, kevwun said:
    Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

    Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

    He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier.  Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.  

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  2. 18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

    yes, those people absolutely had/have Meadows' cell number.  You think they give a shit about national security when it comes to passing out high level phone numbers.  My fucking cousin had Meadows' cell number.  I love the guy but he shouldn't have fucking Domino's Pizza's phone number.  

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  3. 21 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

    Unnamed politician’s text to Meadows on Jan. 7:  “Yesterday was a terrible day. We tried everything we could in our objection to the six states. I’m sorry nothing worked.” 
     

    Bets on who this is?  Whoever is complaining the loudest about the committee’s work tomorrow is the prime suspect. Betting on Gosar, but hoping it’s Cruz.  

    Bad form to tag on one’s prior post, but Gym Jordan was the loudest seditionist at the podium today, so I predict this quote is his work.  

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  4. Unnamed politician’s text to Meadows on Jan. 7:  “Yesterday was a terrible day. We tried everything we could in our objection to the six states. I’m sorry nothing worked.” 
     

    Bets on who this is?  Whoever is complaining the loudest about the committee’s work tomorrow is the prime suspect. Betting on Gosar, but hoping it’s Cruz.  

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  5. Question - pretend Gomert runs and actually wins Texas AG and sends Paxton packin' (yes - I should be a political consultant), is Texas better off or worse off than they are now?

    Pros:  Paxton gone, Gomert not going to embarrass Texas in Congress, Gomert probably gets Trump's backing (Paxton loses not only Trump pardon, but also Trump endorsement)

    Cons: Gomert's seat likely filled with some East Texas dipshit, Gomert continues to file similar ridiculous lawsuits as Paxton did

  6. 2 hours ago, Pancho said:

     

    Those dipshits made me ashamed of my Andy Griffith Show fandom.

    Imagine an episode where a fat, loudmouth Yankee with an inability to tell the truth about anything comes to town.  Barney and Gomer might get duped at the beginning and Don Knotts would work some comedy magic.  However, by the end of the episode the entire town of Mayberry would ride that blow-hard asshole out of Mayberry. 

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  7. 7 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

    With young kids at home that can’t get vaccinated, I’m not about to go to anything with a big crowd.......especially in a covid hot spot state.  I was kind of horrified looking at the Florida crowd on TV yesterday.

    I’m surprised by the middle finger reactions to this post (clearly I’m naive - I’m sure this comment will draw similar negatives). With a COVID death toll of 660K+ in the last 18 months, it is surprising to me to see the stadiums as packed as they have been.  

    The games may or may not drive spikes, but I would expect that by the end of the season a bunch of college football fans (more than 1K?) will have contracted a fatal case of the virus from game attendance.  Even if I’m wrong, I’m sure that others have taken a similar cautious position.  I might take on extra risk in my life to see a Texas/OU game in person, but not to see us play an exposition game against Rice or Kansas.  
     

     

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