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Posts posted by Disco Strangler
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45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
What a pious and holy man. Wonder if he will celebrate by fucking his mistress.
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The parallels to Watergate are interesting:
Nixon's "White House Plumbers" were a big part of his above-the-law operations, contributing to his downfall. Some of the Plumbers went to prison.
Trump's White House Plumbers were frequently called in to unclog a rancid mixture of orange, greasy turds and pages of top secret memos that Trump flushed down his shitter.
I am not sure which group of Plumbers had it worse.
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So, Kay Bailey Hutchison?
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51 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:
I’ll make sure to check everyone’s stroke history before I make fun of them going forward, Jesus Christ.

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My bad. That is Jenny Cudd - the shame of Midland
Hopefully Jenna makes her cameo in one of our upcoming episodes of this miniseries.
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26 minutes ago, Satchel said:
The felon real estate agent?
Bingo, the felon real estate agent, Jenna Ryan. The pride of the Metroplex.
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Ted Cruz - American Idiot
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One statement Cheney made isn’t getting enough attention: multiple congress persons sought pardons before 1/20.
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I wonder how they caught her. With a trot line?
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Don’t start with 3. Demand 5 debates. Raise hell at the refusal, but accept 3 as a compromise. Light the oratory flamethrower if the number of proposed debates gets to be 1. When the real number is 0, rewind the cowardice for the media to detail this rejected prior 5-3-1 debate proposal. Then. . . Relentlessly bitch-shame Abbot for being as impotent as an ERCOT board member afraid to tell us Texans where he stands on the issues (let the word “stands” come out like it’s drenched in Bourbon). Then, as almost an afterthought, clarify your statement on using the word “impotent” - you are not accusing him of having a permanently flaccid penis unable to satisfy the thirsty First Lady of Texas, just that he has displayed 8 years of rudderless leadership.
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18 hours ago, B00M said:
What is that, the Executive Karen Cut?
I recognize the back of Donna Campbell's head . . . . so, yes.
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I have guns. Several. You could have them all tomorrow if we could rid ourselves of this blight. How much more of this shit are we going to put up with?
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Go Big 12! 22 picks deep and not one player selected.
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16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
lol. when did the simulation get a sense of humor?

i would call that sexual maneuver: The dick van pattin’
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9 hours ago, C-Man said:
Great post. Dan Rather is a wise man.
A lot of what I see now in Texas is performative poppycock. It’s a bunch of play actors pretending to be cowboys but not understanding what it means to work with calloused hands for a living. The ethos of rugged individualism that characterized this state shouldn’t be about imposing your vision of life on others. It shouldn’t be about spreading lies, or whitewashing history, or preventing people from voting.
What has made Texas great has been its capacity to grow, evolve, learn from its mistakes. The Texas ideal I saw growing up was one of hard work and humility. You didn’t pound your chest. You led by example. Your belt buckle might be big, but that was because your pants were made for physical labor. The brim of your hat might be broad, but that was to keep the sun out of your eyes when you were working in the punishing heat of a Texas summer.
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Phenomenal, completely unique and hilarious movie. Can’t be described, but must be seen. I want to see a documentary movie about what the studio pitch meeting was like. Bravest studio head in the industry to green light this film, but he/she was right to do so.
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We get extensive oral histories about mediocre shit like “Princess Di sexed up her red-head bodyguard “ and “is Stevie Wonder really blind?” I can’t wait for the future unraveling about Real / Fake Melania, and Baron: Which One Is the Real Dad?
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5 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:
His son testified against him.

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8 minutes ago, Lobo said:
According to the guy I know who is fucking his wife, his two daughters haven’t hugged him in over a year. And I’m supposed to believe that every United Airlines crew member is embracing him every chance they get?
On behalf of me, please tell "that guy you know" (wink, wink say no more - you dirty dawg): next time he is finished laying the wood to Cruz' wife to clean off his filthy dick with Ted's monogrammed face towel hanging in his master bathroom.
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2 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:
Ukrainian babies / toddlers are immensely cute, best I've ever seen, which makes the tragedy even worse.
The young women are naturally beautiful, wholesome (unlike here), and not full of themselves.
We must help Ukraine as much as possible.
-Honduran babies, ugly as hell. Never seen uglier. The young women are short and fat (much like here). Never seen as less hot on campus - would not bang.
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Beto 2020
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But, but, but. He loses by 10.
-Surly geniuses (who also predict we have a puncher’s chance against OU/Alabama in 2022).