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Disco Strangler

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  1. Has anyone ever done more to sabotage their own reputation in such a spectacular manner?  What a three-month tailspin for "America's Mayor":

    -Borat 2: Caught on film being sexual / creepy as shit with someone he believed was a minor

    -Four Seasons Landscaping

    -Sweating diarrhea down his face while spouting diarrhea out of his mouth in one of his numerous, slanderous press conferences

    -Almost certainly headed to a bankrupt future due to the aforementioned slander

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  2. 37 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

    One of the crew that pinned the officer in the door was arrested (second pic)

     

    Looks like The Pin Man is going to finally lose his virginity.  It will not be by choice.  

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  3. Feller is a cock-eyed scoundrel.  <Allegedly> Fucked Donna Campbell’s staff member <Allegedly>.  I’m not one to judge a man for the fidelity to his wife, unless you stomp around in a “Christian” cloak of righteousness.  It’s a bad look for the self-righteous and some of that stink eventually rubs off on Christianity.  

    Ground swell is developing (gushing) to primary his ass.  I will donate to both the R and D for his replacement.  Wish we could have the FBI drag him off without waiting for two more years.  

  4. 14 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

    Actually we don't have to imagine what would happen if he won BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE TWICE.

    You didn't see any of us Hillary Clinton supporters trying to murder duly elected officials in the federal government.  Same for Al Gore supporters.

    Fixed

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  5. 2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

    That's kind of interesting because I don't recall seeing any video or photos of him doing anything unlawful other than being inside the capitol building. 

    I assume that many of these people are going to defend by asserting that they were "admitted" by Capitol Police.  That obviously isn't going to work for those shown breaking windows or barging past security.  Maybe there are signs or something (Congress in session:  no admittance without authorization).

    I guess they could be charging anyone they can identify on the premises (as opposed to outside) and letting them defend their presence however they can.  That seems pretty appropriate because the ride may be as much punishment as the time.

    You don’t want me on that jury, counselor.  Guy showed up for sedition, dressed prepared for sedition, actively entered the “sedition zone.” But his defense is entrapment because the anti-sedition forces failed to keep me out?  Hang him out to dry as a seditionist.  He’s guilty as shit and doesn’t deserve the privileges that he was born into. 

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  6. 1 hour ago, texas08 said:

    Just thought of this, what if dotard is doing this to then have an excuse to flee the country (to not die in prison) since he’s being “persecuted”.

    Will die a martyr and in exile in the eyes of the fucking cancer that is the GOP/Q/and the rest of the cultists.

    Flee the country, no US Secret service.  Dude isn’t going to come out of pocket for his own security.   Israel or Saudi Arabia might bankroll his exile for a bit, but he will be miserable and will wear out his welcome in weeks.  Florida is where he is going and his shit will be on blast until he dies in shame in the next two years.  

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  7. On 1/8/2021 at 2:30 PM, FondrenRoad said:

    A decade ago that would have been an assholish concession statement since it doesn't mention Ossoff's name and congratulates the Democratic Party instead, while also patting himself on the back for "winning" the general election.  These days that concession statement seems like a breath of fresh air and full of grace.

    Did you see the debate?   Perdouche is still gargling Listerine to get the taste of Ossof’s balls out of his mouth.  Owned to an embarrassing degree.  He can’t say Ossof’s name out loud, but no way he is forgetting it.  

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  8. So, anyone else predicting that Joe Strauss is reading tea leaves to see whether or not to primary Dan Patrick or even Hot Wheels?   Guy has been pretty quiet since leaving the Lege, but starting to see some public condemnations of the recent horse shit.  If Texas remains red (at least next term, it’s likely), I would prefer moderate / economic “conservative” guidance than the nut jobs currently at the wheel.  

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  9. 4 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

     

     

    SIAP

    She going to go through some things.

    Year two of Jenny’s incarceration, Trump dies in his own prison cell after multitudes of exposed crimes prove that he was a foreign asset all along.  Working in the prison laundry, Jenny hits rock bottom with regret of her life choices thus far.  The following week, Jenny embraces Islam.  Around that same time, the relationship with her cell mate becomes one that teaches her the pleasures of female tenderness.  Things improve for Jenny over the next four years of her sentence thanks in part to some serious self-reflection, as well as a computer programming class that the new warden has implemented.  Unfortunately, Jenny never fully takes control over her diabetes.  She dies of a stroke six months before her first parole hearing.  

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  10. 9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    She’s resigning because Mitch lost control of the Senate and so the gravy train has been derailed. She was fine with Charlottesville. She doesn’t give a fuck about right-wing terrorists invading the Capitol in an attempted coup. 

    Suggests that the 25th is not seriously in play.  Mrs. Turtle is one of the cabinet members I would expect to be in camp of removing Trump to erode his influence in the GOP.  

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