Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Realignment talk not going away
Boot Slide Sharp just gave the order, "Advance to the Rear!
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Realignment talk not going away
Veto pen? Hot Wheels or the Minister of Culture got this. We good.
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Realignment talk not going away
aggy will go hence without day?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Fat Gare probably won't be around long now. He will be picking his guitar and caterwauling in some Fort Worth honky-tonk.
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Realignment talk not going away
They left out pre game food poisoning at the visitors hotel.
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$9.95 worth every penny
I do not foresee an aggy football national championship in his lifetime.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Those sunglasses make his head look even more lopsided.
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$9.95 worth every penny
Fuck the Brocks.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
He hasn't fared too well with tigers either.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
When my family left the stadium that night, the toothless arky bastards were ruthless. Drunk hillbillies were trying to pick fights in the parking lot. My daughter-in-law had her first exposure to that fan base and she was uphauled. Getting back to the hotel alive is the only good thing I remember from that night.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
He moved his commitment date from the 20th to the 31st.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I just want Sark and Coach K to help me forget that Shawn Watson and Todd Orlando ever were coordinators at Texas. The only other way to forget involves lots of drugs and alcohol.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Thanks for the pep talk, Daniel. Now I am ready to run through a wall.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
He lived in Moore-Hill and someone told him it was Jester North.
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Top 10 Science Fiction Movies
Them The Day the Earth Stood Still The Tingler The Green Slime Plan 9 From Outer Space Flesh Gordon Maximum Overdrive The Man with the X-Ray Eyes Invasion of the Bee Girls Nude on the Moon
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Do It.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
They lost running backs Trey Ragas and Elijah Mitchell. Mitchell and Ragas combined for 272 attempts for 1636 yards and 18 touchdowns. They return Chris Smith who had 62 carries for 350 yards and 1 touchdown. They also have aggy transfer Jacob Kibodi and some young guys each with with fewer than 100 yards gained last season.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Dave Campbell predicts we lose the opener to Louisiana. They lost their top two running backs to the NFL. I just watched their 2020 games against Georgia State and Texas State. If we lose that game in a packed house at DKR, then just burn it all down. We aren't losing to Louisiana.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
yes
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I am glad there are not 12 exclamation marks.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I guess he did not get invited to go hunting in Africa with 8 figs.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
They had credibility to lose?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Kyle Flood and Sark will do just fine. Some gotta win some gotta lose, goodtime Lemon's got the blues.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I am glad this is over. White boy Friday tomorrow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Austin/San Antonio market without an NFL team. Preach Tope.