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lemonandaturd

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  1. Malachi Toney is going to have a big night.
  2. I do not believe Big 12 teams beat any of their SEC opponents this year. But Arizona State did lose to Mississippi State and then beat Texas Tech. Yes, Texas Tech truly is a fucking juggernaut.
  3. So much uncalled holding.
  4. Well, you have to admit it is better than a soul stealing devil in Georgia fiddling on a hickory stump.
  5. The lyrics are not "a" Louisiana Man. There is no "a". Louisiana Man is a Doug Kershaw song from 1970 which features Doug playing the fiddle. The lyrics mean that if you are playing the song Louisiana Man in Texas you better have a fiddle in the band and not a lead guitar.
  6. Kansass QB seems like he sucks.
  7. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. John Wayne, James Stewart, Lee Marvin, Strother Martin, Lee Van Cleef, Woody Strode, Edmond O'Brian and Vera Miles.
  8. I heard Mogen David is cheaper.
  9. D'Onta Foreman's high school hudl was a lot of that too.
  10. LJ Martin at BYU is a stud. From El Paso.
  11. Hudl looks like a faster version of LJ Martin.
  12. Who were they fucking?
  13. Connor Stroh would have looked like Gumby in that game.
  14. Connor Stroh's clumsy brother.
  15. Somebody took a shit in a urinal in the restroom near Section 23. Disgusting. I still wonder how he wiped his ass. Maybe he didn't.
  16. Brent Venables started his career journey as a crack head and is now the head coach at OU.
  17. John Mateer gives Brent Venables wedgies with his good hand.
  18. A close friend of Scott invited me to go with them to a game in Fort Worth against TCU several years ago. We rode in his Cadillac. The only necessities were a big bucket of fried chicken and lots of whiskey. During the game, some TCU pricks had broken the horns off the hood of the car. I was the only one sober enough to drive us back to Austin. He wanted the Doug Supernaw song "Red and Rio Grande" on a loop all the way home. When we got back, Scott gave me a t-shirt that said, "I drove the caddy home." That was my first and only trip with them, but it was a blast. I hope he has a speedy recovery.
  19. Pig Bellmont getting laid tonight.
  20. Clickety clack
  21. We can show him the statue of the Earl of Sausage.
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