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lemonandaturd

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  1. Bob Stoops taught young Brent Venables about the birds and the bees. Brent had no idea that birds had such big dicks.
  2. Brent Venables was asked his thoughts about Beirut. He said, "Best damn baseball player ever."
  3. Take the damn points.
  4. Texas 48 Miss State 17 570 yds
  5. They say late at night when the lights are turned off in the Aggy Hall of Champions the bust of John David Crow talks to himself.
  6. Brando is such a tool.
  7. Texas 52 Louisiana Monroe Bootys 10 Arch 425
  8. ooh, I love to dance a little sidestep Now they see me, now they don't, I've come and gone and ooh, I love to sweep around the wide step Cut a little swathe and lead the people on
  9. BGSU QB Connor Bazelak threw for 254 yards and two touchdowns against Penn State. Bazelak played against aggy when he was at Missouri. He likely won't be intimidated by the goobers at Pyle.
  10. The aggy roller coaster leaves the tracks early this season when Bowling Green whips their ass at home.
  11. Texas 59 UTSA 10 Ewers 250 Manning 150 Owens 60
  12. Texas 31 Michigan 17 Michigan 225 passing yds.
  13. Texas 49 CSU 17 WR yds 275
  14. Everything that Graham Harmon guy just said is bullshit.
  15. Scott Campbell's crew of Big 12 asswipes were the officials in that ballgame.
  16. Bert is splitting her uprights.
  17. Marquise Goodwin just gave a great interview on SEC Now. He bleeds burnt orange.
  18. Philpot filled his diaper.
  19. Launch this fucking announcer.
  20. The announcer is the same complaining asshole from yesterday.
  21. Red is gone.
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