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lemonandaturd

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  1. Texas 24 Ga 20 37 for 220
  2. Texas 31 aggy 24 225 passing
  3. Texas 34 UK 13 600 yds
  4. Texas 38 Arky 24 WR 250
  5. Texas 45 Fla 17 200 yds fla
  6. Big titties.
  7. McGuire is a fucking idiot.
  8. Get in my belly!
  9. The couple talking like their new phone is a sex toy is getting old fast.
  10. Beat Liberty for their first FBS win. Well done!
  11. Texas 38 Vandy 17 Texas 300 passing
  12. Two old men got in a fight in Section 28 about row 30 with about 5 minutes left in the ballgame. Didn't see it well, but a fat old bald Georgia fan got cold cocked and was on the concrete, A woman next to him was yelling for security. He must have said some real salty shit to somebody.
  13. Texas 35 Georgia 24 UGA 350 yds
  14. Birds fly upside down Over OU since it is Not worth shitting on
  15. Asian Peterson is broke on his sorry ass somewhere north of Enid
  16. The eyes of Texas are upon you all the live long day Texas fight
  17. Texas 38 OU sucks 15 Texas 150 yds OU 140 spread 10
  18. Clemson is going to go apeshit on FSU.
  19. Didn't D'onta Foreman tear his Achilles? He is still in the league.
  20. After Tennessee beat OU, Josh Heupel asked Brent Venables "How does my ass taste?" Brent smirked because he already knew.
  21. Bob Stoops taught young Brent Venables about the birds and the bees. Brent had no idea that birds had such big dicks.
  22. Brent Venables was asked his thoughts about Beirut. He said, "Best damn baseball player ever."
  23. Take the damn points.
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