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Posts posted by Fudge Nuggets
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9 hours ago, retread said:
Close. shaggymikeVI
Most of the story is on this page at the old place
Well, that's not the story I remember. The awesome story was the guy rummaging around in the living room in the dark and his old lady pulls a gun on him. He asks her what the fuck she's doing and she tells him she knew it wasn't loaded. When he asked her how did she know, she said "Because nothing happened when I pulled the trigger."
Or something like that...
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13 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:
Wait - who was the guy whose wife tried to shoot him?
Still the greatest story in the history of this thread(s).
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4 hours ago, Hanrahan said:
We were duck hunting in whatever shithole in Arkansas gets all the ducks and one guy scored a zero. We’re driving home that evening, tried and buzzed, and we’re giving him some shit. He’s driving on some country road and a fucking beaver waddles out in front of the car and, thunk, thunk. “Told you all I’d get one,” he says as we drive on.
That would be Stuttgart.
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2 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:
I do agree with that. Knock his arm away. Take his glove off. SomethingThis is maybe the only situation where it is ok to spill beer (right in his eyes).
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7 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:
The crowd loved it. Because hating brown people is more important.
BMW is run by the browns? Who knew?
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This thread needs more pics of savory treats on a griddle and less bitching and moaning.
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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Do she suck dick? Because that's all that really matters.
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I just gather all my plastic bags and burn them. Problem solved.
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Scams
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59 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:No way she would be smoking weed or traveling to sketchy places.
That's what she wants you to think.
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The reliever we should be looking at is Barraclough from MIA. His numbers since May 1 are video game type stuff.
OpBA is something stupid like 0.082. Hasn’t given up a hit in over 10 innings.
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22 minutes ago, scottsins said:
Ummm...they don’t usually allow you to make the call before you are booked in and processed. They don’t let you take some $ with you to holding.Well that’s some straight up bullshit. If you can pay for the call with money in your pocket, then why not?
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I guess it’s just selective bias, but I think Brad Hand is one of the most overrated relievers out there today. He has great numbers but at least half the time I bother to watch the Padres he blows it. He would still be better than Giles but I wouldn’t give up any of our top prospects for a rental on him.
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On 6/16/2018 at 5:01 PM, Helobious said:My friend in college got arrested for DWI and had to spend almost a day in jail because his parents didn't know that you actually do have to give your credit card info over the phone to accept any call from jail. They thought they were being scammed.
How much does a phone call cost these days? Another reason to always have some cash on you at all times.
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On 6/23/2018 at 3:33 AM, dbecks said:
Drug dealing is the wrap now. Fentanyl, of all things.
How much money did that dumbass make playing baseball? Why would you slang dope if you had a lucrative career?
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27 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
happ scares me a little, since he's the type of lefty that does us in. but we have jv going at least.
Happ was the starter in the 19-1 ass whipping last year the day before the ASB. We gone fuck him up.
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22 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
I repped you for admitting your sin and repenting.
In my defense Gattis is my 8 year old daughter’s favorite player so he was never persona non grata in this house. She’s obviously a lot more baseball savvy than I am.
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5 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
Where are the bitches on this thread who wanted to DFA Oso Blanco at the beginning of the season
Raises hand and admit I was wrong.
But I never advocated moving Springer down in the order.
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Oso F’ing Blanco....
Nice to get that run back.
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Jake can lay tread on the base path. Glad to get that run back 😎
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14 minutes ago, Snacks said:26 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:springer is lucky he's doing his 3-38 (or whatever it is) while the team is 14-2. he looks lost at the plate.
you could tell how stoked he was when he homered on wed, or even when he walked last night.
hopefully he'll get it together when others settle down. or maybe he'll just wait until g2 of the world series again. either way.So... last night, when he thought he was getting walked, I wonder what the fuck was going on in his head... Dude watched 2 good strikes and acted like they were wild pitches or something... he's gripping.
I’d be ok with giving him a head start on a potential off day and let Jake play the rest of this one.
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They should give Yuli a triple so that he will be a single away from the cycle.
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Fucking Duda, man.
Kansas is Hopeless...
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You only have 3,000 season ticket holders for basketball? That seems pretty shitty considering your program's stature.