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Monty86

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  1. Only time I was in the Woo was probably 82 or 83, Roundup parade day. The gay float was bombarded by beer bottles that year.
  2. I'm in the country also, so yes I piss outside on the regular. Was pissing in my chicken coop yesterday and three dumb-ass hens come running up thinking the splash was insects or something. No fucks given, I soaked 'em all until they figured it out and ran away.
  3. I'm still trying to figure out what a park parameter is. Anyone?
  4. Q: What do Germans make when they get hold of string? A: A bunch of knotsies. Q: What is a lesbian's favorite construction method? A: Tongue and groove. Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other? A: Hey we really do taste like chicken! Q: What's brown and sits on a piano bench? A: Beethoven's Last Movement Q: Who wrote the book How to Catch Butterflies? A: Annette Andajar
  5. This is known in my home as The #2 Prelude by Franz Shitbert. And am I weird, or does 3-5 minutes to take a shit seem awfully long? You make it seem like that's a world-record setting pace. Goddamn get in do your bidness and GTFO.
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