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Monty86

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  1. Hmmm, list seems to be missing a few names: Earl Campbell, Eric Dickerson, Tommy Nobis come to mind.
  2. Herman in that pic gettin' some Beaty tit. Before or after he did a line off it?
  3. I was in marching band back then, HS playoff games were held in the 'dome - and you're damn right that surface was shitty. Hard as a rock and there were gaps in the turf where I could swear I saw concrete.
  4. Seeing TE Mike Barber in that clip brought back memories. During my sr year in HS I worked at a grocery store in Missouri City, Barber & his wife shopped there all the time. That fucker's shoulders damn near took up an aisle. csb Cosell was greatness, fuck the haters.
  5. As I've said for years, no one shits on you worse than family.
  6. 4.5 billion people live without a safe toilet. What the hell makes a toilet safe? And I'm intrigued by the 892 million folks who "practise open defecation." Trying to figure out if I'm one of those, since about a year ago I did a massive shit on a gravel road just outside of Webberville on HWY 969. Pretty sure it was at a school bus stop because fuck Webberville and fuck Del Valle ISD.
  7. Yeah I was going to say all 3 of his sons seem to be shitheads.
  8. Monty86

    Horns Down

    I'm thinking it would be more of a taunt when after a score, our player would rush up to the WVU fans and loudly proclaim "I REFUSE to fuck my sister."
  9. Hope for your sake the half Asian part doesn't include yer pecker.
  10. Well I'm not sure I'd consider myself weird, but I was the chronic and champion farter for my dorm wings. Moore-Hill '81/82; Jester East 82/83. The only time it really caused an issue was toward the end of the UH - NC State national title game in '83, cleared out the room in Jester East where everyone gathered to watch. Fortunately (or not, depending which team you were cheering) everyone was able to get back in to see the finish of the game. I'm also one of those folks who can belch-talk. Many times I would stand on the headboard of my bed in Jester late at night and belch in the AC vent. My room was the first one in the hall and the sound carried the entire length through the duct. I would do the Gettysburg Address, the alphabet, some random Shakespeare soliloquies, or just wish everyone "nighty-night."
  11. NVM, guess I have to sign up to make legit edits. FML.
  12. Did a small edit to the first sentence on his Wiki page. Anyone able to help out an old fart on embedding? Here it is in large bold below: Chad Kelly From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigation Jump to search Chad Kelly Chad Patrick Kelly (born March 26, 1994) is an American football quarterback who is currently a free agent and still hungover from Von Miller's wicked Halloween party. He played college football at Clemson and Ole Miss. The Broncos selected him in the seventh round with the final pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, making him that year's Mr. Irrelevant.
  13. Except for Chads - you don't want those hanging around.
  14. Wait, I'm looking at his personal info on the arrest record and his sex is listed as "B" - WTF does that mean?
  15. Ahem ... that's the Pokeys in Stilly, coached by the Mulley. Get it together man.
  16. Part 6: CTE - A Terrible Thing to Waste
  17. And now for Part 5: Prison - A Room of His Own (FYI I never signed up for the Globe, just used Firefox and IE both, each gave me 2 free articles) Apparently the last part will drop this Friday.
  18. Part 4a: Murder - A Killer in the Huddle
  19. Part 3a: Foxborough - Running for His Life
  20. part 2, Lost in the Swamp. NSIAP
  21. Good call on Red Headed Stranger (my favorite album of all time even though I'm a 60s / 70s rocker). And whoever mentioned Zep III much obliged, my favorite Zep album. Haven't seen it yet but I'll add Pink Floyd Animals. Also The Who Quadrophenia. Edit: forgot my man Neil Young: Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere; Rust Never Sleeps; After the Gold Rush
  22. Didn't know we had so many KC fans on here. My team for life, shit I'm old enough to remember watching SB IV and loving every minute of Joe Kapp getting demolished by the Chiefs D. Had moved to Houston about a year before, I was such a dick in elementary school the day after that game.
  23. Hey, maybe she gave him another header during that 8-minute layover in the Whataburger parking lot.
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