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Born to Run

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  1. If only there were some association with broadly published standards pertaining to competence and professional behavior that could sanction or otherwise deter sudden attacks of professional incompetence that just happens to afflict the counsels of the rich and powerful when sand in the gears suits their interest.
    If I didn't know better I'd think there was some kind of inherent bias inside the legal system in favor of the rich and powerful at work here, but "never ascribe to wagon circling which is adequately explained by denial"

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    Kenneth Paxton and the entire Trump Lawyer Parade of assholes say hi; not sure the Bar has done shit. Yes I know 8 years is unreseasonbly aggressive for a timeline to process justice...
  2. Last one was like round four by my count. 
    It's been weird, parts of neighborhoods have zero damage, but I also have tons of cracked windows and multiple roofs damaged a few blocks away. Mostly central Lakeway/ 34. . Bee Cave is mostly fine so far.
    Crestview is another matter. Legit car and roof damage and 1.5" hail smashing shit.

    I hate dealing with insurance companies.
  3. Naaah.  There's nobody around who can capture what he has, yet be a greater threat, as the two things are mutually exclusive.
    To capture the mood like Trump, you have to be a true "idiot whisperer," and speak fluent idiot.  Which Trump does.  Brilliantly.  Perfectly.  It's his native tongue, and he's better at it than anyone in the past century.  But you really can only do it if you ARE an idiot.  Which he is.  Nobody else can come close.  We watched people like DeSantis flame out trying.
    But to be a greater threat, you have to be smarter and more cunning.  Plenty of people out there who match up with that....but it comes with an IQ, which means they can't speak fluent idiot. They'll come across as fake if they try, and the masses can smell that sort of fakeness a mile away.
    So, in summary: please have him choke on a hamberder tonight.  The world will be a much better place because of it.
    Have you seen his billowy neck? He ain't choking on anything. The berder is going to have to do its magic through his bloodstream.

    Come on, massive stroke!
  4. Everyone knows Benadryl makes you sleepy. Just a random thought, but it’s interesting how the same drug is marketed for different purposes.
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    Benadryl makes me feel like I want to rip my skin off and run a marathon. Does not induce sleep for me at all.
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  5. Hey, don't judge!  They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood.  There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga.  Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb.  I mean, it's insane.  It's like an ass-competition in there.  The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.  
    I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene.  How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him.  And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him. 
    You should actually go to a yoga class and worship at the shrine of the holy butthole. it's a scene. Just lots of proud vag and butthole parading around; or galvalanting as my grandmother called it.
    Same on the Surf scene, you're just trying to duck dive and a butthole winks at you.
    Dawning of the age of butthole action imo.
    Me personally, I miss low rise jeans. no need to go full full butthole ladies, but do you. Can't judge or control
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  6. Fished the Guad this Am. Landed about 10-15 myself., all 14-20, fat and healthy. Caught most on dries, they were hitting all dries, but maybe most on hoppers, a few on droppers too. There is a sucker spawn so a few on eggs, stone flys, pheaseant tail, RS2 20 etc.


    Although to be fair at 40 cfs almost all flies are a wet fly if even half of it is wet. Need rain bad. I've never seen the guad so puny. 80 fish all in 2' of water is something.

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