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I've got my money on Joe shooting Trump dead in the face on Fifth Avenue during a duel, where Trump fails to unholster his weapon and shoots himself in his bone spurs whilst being shot. Then Joe bangs out a couple of push-ups before getting a double scoop.
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Kenneth Paxton and the entire Trump Lawyer Parade of assholes say hi; not sure the Bar has done shit. Yes I know 8 years is unreseasonbly aggressive for a timeline to process justice...If only there were some association with broadly published standards pertaining to competence and professional behavior that could sanction or otherwise deter sudden attacks of professional incompetence that just happens to afflict the counsels of the rich and powerful when sand in the gears suits their interest.
If I didn't know better I'd think there was some kind of inherent bias inside the legal system in favor of the rich and powerful at work here, but "never ascribe to wagon circling which is adequately explained by denial" -
Why were you filming my ex-wife's butthole?In one of the videos I got, you can see two satellites zooming across the sky away from the devil's butthole.
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It's been weird, parts of neighborhoods have zero damage, but I also have tons of cracked windows and multiple roofs damaged a few blocks away. Mostly central Lakeway/ 34. . Bee Cave is mostly fine so far.Last one was like round four by my count.
Crestview is another matter. Legit car and roof damage and 1.5" hail smashing shit.
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Ladt round was weird, asymetrical shaped hail up to a one inch diameter, most was marble to grape sized. Cracked two of my windows.
Round to is pea sized so far, but clearly, the order is out to "shoot out the glass."- 1
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10 out of 10. We got a break in the clouds for totality. Exceeded our expectations and we were glad we took the afternoon off. We took a couple mushrooms and split a bottle of champagne on a blanket in the yard. Then massages afterwards. Nice little adventure.
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That guy is either a bit or a world-class idiot. Either way he should be ignored universally.Helobious pretty much confirmed the rapture is actually happening this afternoon.- 1
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The leads were weak?Lede.
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How'd she feel about "Foyyur"?One of the things that triggered my ex was when someone, generally on tv, would pronounce “decor” as “daycor”
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It's right next to your booty.That's funny.
I was probably 35 years old before I learned Eritrea was a country/place.- 2
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Have you seen his billowy neck? He ain't choking on anything. The berder is going to have to do its magic through his bloodstream.Naaah. There's nobody around who can capture what he has, yet be a greater threat, as the two things are mutually exclusive.
To capture the mood like Trump, you have to be a true "idiot whisperer," and speak fluent idiot. Which Trump does. Brilliantly. Perfectly. It's his native tongue, and he's better at it than anyone in the past century. But you really can only do it if you ARE an idiot. Which he is. Nobody else can come close. We watched people like DeSantis flame out trying.
But to be a greater threat, you have to be smarter and more cunning. Plenty of people out there who match up with that....but it comes with an IQ, which means they can't speak fluent idiot. They'll come across as fake if they try, and the masses can smell that sort of fakeness a mile away.
So, in summary: please have him choke on a hamberder tonight. The world will be a much better place because of it.
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RIP EzellI'm gonna sue you for a $150,000 dollars. But we can settle outta court right now for a blowjob and facesitting. /friday- 1
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Nigeria eating Dat ass- 3
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Benadryl makes me feel like I want to rip my skin off and run a marathon. Does not induce sleep for me at all.Everyone knows Benadryl makes you sleepy. Just a random thought, but it’s interesting how the same drug is marketed for different purposes.
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You should actually go to a yoga class and worship at the shrine of the holy butthole. it's a scene. Just lots of proud vag and butthole parading around; or galvalanting as my grandmother called it.Hey, don't judge! They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood. There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga. Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb. I mean, it's insane. It's like an ass-competition in there. The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.
I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene. How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him. And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him.
Same on the Surf scene, you're just trying to duck dive and a butthole winks at you.
Dawning of the age of butthole action imo.
Me personally, I miss low rise jeans. no need to go full full butthole ladies, but do you. Can't judge or control- 1
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Hauling a 300 lb behemoth up 3 flights was the real struggle. " But it's a 38" bro!"Getting the piss shocked out of me by touching the tv was far worse than the monsters.- 1
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Fished the Guad this Am. Landed about 10-15 myself., all 14-20, fat and healthy. Caught most on dries, they were hitting all dries, but maybe most on hoppers, a few on droppers too. There is a sucker spawn so a few on eggs, stone flys, pheaseant tail, RS2 20 etc.
Although to be fair at 40 cfs almost all flies are a wet fly if even half of it is wet. Need rain bad. I've never seen the guad so puny. 80 fish all in 2' of water is something.- 2
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Fuck yeah, my favorite. Pepsi can suck it.Absolutely not. These are great- 1
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It would be bad.I really wonder who will die first, him or dotard. If they both died on the same day I'm pretty sure [mention=7397]YGIFS[/mention] would succumb to total protonic reversal. -
They work nights so they can crime during the day.I dunno, seems like fake news. How could they find the time to work, what with all the raping and criming and drug smuggling they do?- 1
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