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  1. Call me Simple Jack but why is there such a profession as Golf Course Designer or Race Track Designer?
    Theres no platonic geometric configuration of a golf course or a race track thats so complex its unsolvable by a normal person. 
    The fact that one course or hole or curve is easy or difficult or smooth or technical is all part of its essence. Variety is its very nature and we dont have consensus on one that is optimal. 
    If a 5 year old draws a bunch of right-angles…hey thats Long Beach street course.  If he draws an oval thats a world famous nascar track. 
    So why would we need a “designer” to make one?
     
     
    Sup Simple Jack.
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  2. I would have gladly taken the shelters!  My schools' soccer team sucked, but we had an italian coach and an English Headmaster.  Every game was a beating both on and off the fieldpitch.
    They don't do shit but make me laugh. Cold rain and wind right in your face with zero protection. Zero fans behind for them to halt thrown beverages. Just good old Lakeway cheese.

    Our coach in High School had a Soccer For Dummies book in his office; dumb enough to not hide it, even dumber when he tried to coach us in game. "No we aren't subbing right now sir."
    We hated that dumbass.
  3. Are we Yanks calling soccer fields pitches now?
    No doubt your kids were wearing nice kits whilst at their football matches.
    Nice kits, the finest boots, matching rucksacks.
    Parents rocking scarfs.

    Lake Travis even has those bubble shelters on the bench so little Okayden feels like a pro. (All the fans are on the other side of the stadium so it's not player protection, just cheesey.
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  4. "Academy is stink bait for men."  An observation by Frau Meister earlier today.  Spot on, if you ask me.
    Academy sucks ass and never has anything I need. I leave disappointed 100% of the time. Fishing stuff? Nope. Kids soccer cleats? nope. Camping gear? nope.
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  5. She can hand it over; then slob his tiny knob; because 40% of the country is just bending over to take it in the ass from this basic ass piece of shit.

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  6. Between the Manafort thing and some other stuff involving people extremely loyal to Trump, I take it as a sign that Trump is trying to 100% control the national convention and prevent any Never-Trumpers from appearing or trying to disrupt things, as well as making sure that all delegates are Trump supporters.
    I think he's got some fear that a not-insignificant number are against him.
    Slocum's razor. There are only so many people willing to work for him that haven't gotten thrown under the bus.

    Can you imagine the cast of ghouls in his next administration?
  7. Bitch out there sounding like Miss teen South Carolina “I personally believe that witch hunt such as the Saudi Arabia and Russia…and the demise of our country like the politically motivated…”
    Well, she did say she would rather be hot than smart. She's an old man 8, and an intellectual 3- at least she's playing to her strengths. And with the right audience. Republicans are typically a pretty unattractive group. All apologies to our friends along the Brazos River Valley.
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  8. I’ve turned into a bug protector I was shewing bugs off the tennis court the other day. My coach wanted to call me funny names. I was like dude insects are rapidly disappearing we can’t just kill them for no reason!
    Good on you, my redneck brother loves to comment on the occasional mosquito in my back yard when he visits.

    Yeah, sure. But I have a shit ton of lightning bugs to sit and watch.
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  9. Jeff was lurking South Padre Island during Spring Break of 1987.  I was down there with my girlfriend.  Jeff always wore his jersey on the beach and carried a football.  It was laughably cringe-worthy.
    That tracks. The best is his super libertarian contrarian bullshit for hours and hours. Dumb, entitled, repetitive Westlake bullshit. I am sure the San Demas teachers graded this bullshit on a curve, but enjoy riding the bus bro. Have a take, I'm sure it's gonna suck.
  10. My mom's cats were pretty damn cool. Mainly outdoors, where cats belong.
    Just glad ole Max the GSD did not eat the stupid pit.
    Sorry man, but fuck outside cats. We have a crisis level die-off of songbirds and insects at the moment- and a major domestic house cat problem.
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  11. I’ve seen several in person. It looks awkward but not ugly. They’re also smaller than I thought. 
    A cool feature is, much like a stainless steel refrigerator, any contact with oil from your skin will leave a print that is super easy to see after a few days in the elements.

    Now you can go with a hook em or a middle finger on the tailgate or frunk if you want to be boring. I prefer to whip out my cock and balls and leave a nice still life arrangement of cock and balls prints. It's like the joy of painting, but with your junk. Only happy accidents.*

    *Unless that frunk pinches off your johnson.
  12. Surely FOX would pay him without batting an eye, especially since paying off a 750 million dollar lawsuit obviously does not bother them in the least. 
    Counterpoint: they thrive on outrage at Dem potus wearing tan suits, having completely open borders, having sex to someone they didn't marry etc. It's not as easy to spin their guy doing any of that.
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